Bullwinkle May 28 @ 11:20am
And you thought you had heard it all...
OK, so I went around town at 3 a.m. like a cat burglar on steroids. I must have stolen 30 items from the alchemist store alone. Then I come out of a npc's house and I decided to cast clairvoyance just to spam it for experience.

But, OOPS, I guess I had misclicked when I tried to ready the spell, cuz instead of casting clairvoyance, I threw a punch. Funny thing is that I happened to be standing next to a cow at the time and my inadvertent punch landed squarely on its face. I thought it was very funny that this huge horned cow was at 1/2 hp and trying desperately to run away from me. I walked away and let the cow live.

All was smiles and silliness til the guards came up and arrested me for punching a harmless cow. The bounty was only 5 credits.... I think you can see where this is going... so I paid my 5 credits and had everything I had just stolen confiscated. DOH!!!
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Leo Star Dragon 1 May 28 @ 11:24am 
In Real Life, being an unauthorized cowpuncher can and may get you shot by the rancher, farmer, or other type of owner. So you got off easy!
Xenoz ☆ May 28 @ 11:27am 
dont hit cows in the face!!! lesson learned
Zefram Cochrane May 28 @ 11:31am 
When I first started reading that I thought WTF! Whats he telling us this for...

...then i realised you were talking about Skyrim.
Leo Star Dragon 1 May 28 @ 12:07pm 
"Cowpunching"! Not to be confused with, "Cow Tipping". (Knowledge of what 15% of the amount is, does not apply here.)
EbonHawk May 28 @ 1:32pm 
Originally posted by Zefram Cochrane:
When I first started reading that I thought WTF! Whats he telling us this for...

...then i realised you were talking about Skyrim.
I often confuse Skyrim for real life too, they're so similar and all. :-P
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SkinnyDipper May 28 @ 5:32pm 
Animal abuse.... where is the ASPCA when they are needed. You got off easy, so do no more cow punching
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Fayde1 May 28 @ 6:54pm 
Originally posted by Leo Star Dragon 1:
"Cowpunching"! Not to be confused with, "Cow Tipping". (Knowledge of what 15% of the amount is, does not apply here.)

Can do this in Fallout, btw.... Useless info tidbit number 6539 from Fayde1
EbonHawk May 28 @ 9:27pm 
Originally posted by Fayde1:
Originally posted by Leo Star Dragon 1:
"Cowpunching"! Not to be confused with, "Cow Tipping". (Knowledge of what 15% of the amount is, does not apply here.)

Can do this in Fallout, btw.... Useless info tidbit number 6539 from Fayde1
And in The Bard's Tale too.
mpd1958 May 28 @ 9:46pm 
Got attacked by some bad guys outside Markarth once. I had a pair of combat glove so decided to fist fight the whole lot, guard stepped in front of me to get at one of the bad guys and I killed him with one punch. Oopps!
jaderive May 28 @ 9:48pm 
Originally posted by Zefram Cochrane:
When I first started reading that I thought WTF! Whats he telling us this for...

...then i realised you were talking about Skyrim.

lol
Leo Star Dragon 1 May 29 @ 6:29pm 
Originally posted by SkinnyDipper:
Animal abuse.... where is the ASPCA when they are needed. You got off easy, so do no more cow punching

Quick! Somebody found the Skyrim version! :-)
Leo Star Dragon 1 May 29 @ 6:32pm 
Originally posted by Fayde1:
Originally posted by Leo Star Dragon 1:
"Cowpunching"! Not to be confused with, "Cow Tipping". (Knowledge of what 15% of the amount is, does not apply here.)

Can do this in Fallout, btw.... Useless info tidbit number 6539 from Fayde1

And to think, Mongo punched a horse, but his imitators took up punching cattle instead! ;-) (That's a reference to, "Blazing Saddles", by the way.) I've never punched livestock in any game that has them, unless it was in self-defense. By the way, when I wrote what I wrote before, I was remembering Britney Spears admitting to tipping cattle in Lousiana, before she was famous. Before her admission to that, I thought only fictional people ever did it.
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Leo Star Dragon 1 May 29 @ 6:36pm 
By the way, (I use that phrase a lot) the term, "cowboy" surpassed the term "cowpuncher".
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cowboy Also, see here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow_tipping
Fayde1 May 29 @ 6:53pm 
...can't believe it took this long to see a "Blazing Saddles" reference in the forum....
Leo Star Dragon 1 May 29 @ 7:08pm 
Originally posted by Fayde1:
...can't believe it took this long to see a "Blazing Saddles" reference in the forum....

Heh! Oddly enough, I own the DVD of it, and have yet to view it, because I remember the night I first saw it projected on the outside of the college's library wall, in the evening, so much. Then I saw it on VHS as part of a dormitory movie night, I think. Then the censored TV version. Or, maybe I saw it on TV first, and that got me to wanting to see what was censored. Hmm. I also could be thinking of, "The Villian", and mixing them up. But anyway, I've yet to see, "A Million Ways To Die In The Old West", just the commercials. So no references from it, until I see it.
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