There are all these useless shovels, hoes, rakes and even brooms lying around in the game. Why can't I pick one up and smack something with it? I would have expected someone would have made a mod to weaponize household objects by now.
Heh. Of course, if they're enchantable, they'll make about as good weapons as anything else. Can you just picture yourself running around with a wet mop that carries a flame enchantment? Splat! Fwoosh! EAaaaaaagh!