Anonymous Jul 8, 2014 @ 8:52pm
Oblivion Guards > Skyrim Guards
Skyrim guards just don't show any emotion at all, they are so dull, they are just like hurr durr you broke the law, what you want to do?
Last edited by Anonymous; Jul 8, 2014 @ 8:53pm
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Delta 1038 Jul 8, 2014 @ 8:53pm 
Well, it's between

"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM, YOU VIOLATED THE LAW"

or

"Don't suppose you could enchant my sword, dull old blade can barely cut butter"

I personally prefer the Skyrim ones. I mean have you not heard them complain how boring their job is?
Deadbubble Jul 8, 2014 @ 9:35pm 
Yes, the Oblivion Guards were fantastic, what with their magical crime senses and all. Commit a crime, and they WOULD know, no exceptions. May god have mercy on you if you accidentally tap E on an apple...
Anonymous Jul 8, 2014 @ 11:23pm 
Originally posted by Deadbubble:
Yes, the Oblivion Guards were fantastic, what with their magical crime senses and all. Commit a crime, and they WOULD know, no exceptions. May god have mercy on you if you accidentally tap E on an apple...
lol oh yeah, they could also see through walls
(¢λλ) Major Rank 7 Jul 9, 2014 @ 12:39am 
Originally posted by Deadbubble:
Yes, the Oblivion Guards were fantastic, what with their magical crime senses and all. Commit a crime, and they WOULD know, no exceptions. May god have mercy on you if you accidentally tap E on an apple...

i took a fork.......a god damn fork by accident and it ended up me leaving the city with tons of bodies behind me
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