The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Spaceman Stew Jul 7, 2014 @ 11:39am
What do u like to gift children in Skyrim
I bring the gift of DEATH MUAHAHAHHAHA
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Warrioress Jul 7, 2014 @ 11:45am 
daggers...and sweet rolls...
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Mr_Halsall Jul 7, 2014 @ 12:18pm 
Awesome
drach Jul 7, 2014 @ 12:26pm 
I try to give Lucia every type of dagger I can find, if she can take them. Sweetrolls and the books she can have, like riddle books
ρоѕιтяои_ Jul 7, 2014 @ 12:30pm 
I'll craft and enchant the sweetest wooden swords and give them out with sweetrolls and taffy.
Vita, Mortis, Careo Jul 7, 2014 @ 12:32pm 
I rigidly enforce traditional gender stereotypes in that I will never give females weapons and insist that they learn to cook so that they may serve their future husband well. Then my Dragonborn will marry them off when they turn 16 and retire on what will no doubt be enormous bridewealths.
ρоѕιтяои_ Jul 7, 2014 @ 12:33pm 
Originally posted by Two Bears:
I rigidly enforce traditional gender stereotypes in that I will never give females weapons and insist that they learn to cook so that they may serve their future husband well. Then my Dragonborn will marry them off when they turn 16 and retire on what will no doubt be enormous bridewealths.
...wait...whut?!" >...wait...whut?!
Vita, Mortis, Careo Jul 7, 2014 @ 12:36pm 
Originally posted by ρоѕιтяои_:
Originally posted by Two Bears:
I rigidly enforce traditional gender stereotypes in that I will never give females weapons and insist that they learn to cook so that they may serve their future husband well. Then my Dragonborn will marry them off when they turn 16 and retire on what will no doubt be enormous bridewealths.
:lol:...wait...whut?!:spazdunno:

Don't tell me how to live. Dragonborn knows best.
Animert Kjøtt Jul 7, 2014 @ 12:39pm 
Isnt it the brides father thats usually paying?

Mine gets weapons. Theoretically they should be able to defend my chickens...not that they actually do, but maybe one day.
Vita, Mortis, Careo Jul 7, 2014 @ 12:43pm 
Originally posted by BloodFireIce:
Isnt it the brides father thats usually paying?

Mine gets weapons. Theoretically they should be able to defend my chickens...not that they actually do, but maybe one day.

That's a dowry. This is a brideswealth. My Dragonborn is Jewish.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketubah
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Spaceman Stew Jul 7, 2014 @ 12:47pm 
Besides death i also give them necromancy books,deadra artifacs,and skulls. And the occational sweet roll
Animert Kjøtt Jul 7, 2014 @ 1:02pm 
Hmmm...fus ro mazeltov I guess...many of those words sounded like shouts lol!
Ke tu bah = give me money = a shout that makes it rain septims :D
MageThis Jul 7, 2014 @ 1:03pm 
Skooma. No moon sugar. Ms makes them hyperactive and then they start slaughtering livestock.
Ace Voyage "Osi" [S.H.] Jul 7, 2014 @ 1:07pm 
nothing, they may be happy if i dont kick them
jconan7777777 Jul 7, 2014 @ 2:55pm 
If they don't stop asking me for money, i'll bring Grelod back to life.
Ace Voyage "Osi" [S.H.] Jul 7, 2014 @ 2:56pm 
Its against Steam rules to beg! BAN THEM!
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