Soundpulse Aug 28, 2014 @ 3:29pm
Have Priests of Arkay resulted to necrophilia?
I may have mispelled that. Simple question that popped up in my mind today, after hearing a nerophilia related joke.
Anyways, back on topic. I'm not sure if this was mentioned in other TES games, as Skyrim's my only one. There was that one moment in Oblivion, not sure if she was a priest though. Being around the dead all the time, there's a chance they would've comitted necrophilia.
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Panda Aug 28, 2014 @ 3:35pm 
Fat chance. I'm pretty sure the priests know that Arkay won't be happy if they desecrated the dead.

I mean, if I was Arkay and that happened, I'd mass Dread Zombie the whole Hall of the Dead on that priest/priestess.
Elaini Aug 28, 2014 @ 3:48pm 
Then it wouldn't be a priest of Arkay, it would be a priest of Namira. And the joke is pretty much in bad taste, you know. I'm not laughing.
Narrator Aug 28, 2014 @ 4:30pm 
I think there's a Necrophile in Yngol barrow. I think it was a High Elf Necromancer who who had intercourse with some dead milkmaids in Dawnstar.Namira's followers might do the dead but its like putting your ♥♥♥♥ in a burger and then eating it, then again Namira likes spiders so if she can handle spiders than she might.
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Tibbers Aug 28, 2014 @ 4:58pm 
Originally posted by Elaini:
Then it wouldn't be a priest of Arkay, it would be a priest of Namira. And the joke is pretty much in bad taste, you know. I'm not laughing.
First off, are you saying a priest of Arkay can't be a necrophiliac?

Secondly, who made you the arbiter of humor? Get over yourself.
Another Aug 28, 2014 @ 5:04pm 
There's basically one in every ES game. No interspecies marriage with khajit though because I guess that would be gross or something. #snerk
Freitag Aug 28, 2014 @ 6:05pm 
Idk maybe, but Arkay wouldn't be too pleased. I don't think Namira's worshippers would be necrophiles, seeing as that's like f*cking your food.
And that joke really is in bad taste. :/
Elaini Aug 28, 2014 @ 6:25pm 
Originally posted by GoyoElGringo:
Originally posted by Elaini:
Then it wouldn't be a priest of Arkay, it would be a priest of Namira. And the joke is pretty much in bad taste, you know. I'm not laughing.
First off, are you saying a priest of Arkay can't be a necrophiliac?

Secondly, who made you the arbiter of humor? Get over yourself.
1) I don't expect necrophilia to be allowed in their rulebook. Would you send your dead relative to a priest of Arkay if he/she was going to get laid as a corpse? Wasn't chaos and/or repulsiveness the work of daedra, not aedra?

2) Who claimed that I was making myself as an arbiter of humor? I just thought that this was too sick and twisted to be funny.

Oh I'm sorry, I forgot that I must write a disclaimer each time I state a personal opinion.

I also forgot that freedom of speech is an illusion, even when a negative opinion is being stated. Because negative opinions surely aren't a natural part of individuality, as much as all round positive all embracing liberalism...
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Soundpulse Aug 28, 2014 @ 6:30pm 
Did I just start an arguement from posting a joke that I found on reddit.
Well, this is the internet, what was I to expect.
Queen of the Jungle Aug 28, 2014 @ 6:35pm 
You should delete this thread.
Soundpulse Aug 28, 2014 @ 6:36pm 
Originally posted by Queen of the Jungle:
You should delete this thread.
For what, asking a question? No, I'm not deleting this. Don't jump to such conclusions. A more logical solution would be to simply remove the damn joke.
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Queen of the Jungle Aug 28, 2014 @ 6:44pm 
Sure you deleted the joke but still have a reference to it in your original post.
And then there's your post it's self.

It's not funny referenceing it as the source of your question makes this whole thread in poor taste, if your only question was "are some of the priest's having sex with dead people?" that too is disturbing and disgusting to even bring up as well.
Soundpulse Aug 28, 2014 @ 6:47pm 
Didn't know something that was mentioned in the previous game was too disturbing now, my bad! I don't care about the reference at all. Not like anyone's going to give a damn but you. I wasn't trying to be funny referencing it, and it was my only question. I'm glad there's some people that can answer a question.
Tibbers Aug 28, 2014 @ 7:10pm 
Originally posted by Elaini:
I also forgot that freedom of speech is an illusion, even when a negative opinion is being stated. Because negative opinions surely aren't a natural part of individuality, as much as all round positive all embracing liberalism...
What are you on about? You have the freedom to say what you want here(within reason), and I have the free to respond to it. I fail to see how that is an illusion, unless you start to go down the "if I can't do anything I want, then I'm not really free" path, which I don't think you are dumb enough to do.

Also, I probably overreacted to your post.
Freitag Aug 28, 2014 @ 7:13pm 
Freedom of speech is being able to say what you want, not saying whatever the f*ck you want and expecting nobody to object. People are going to disagree with you, just deal.
Brandybuck Aug 28, 2014 @ 7:13pm 
Freedom of speech DOES NOT mean freedom from criticism
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