The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

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Ghets Aug 22, 2014 @ 9:26pm
Which dragons are closet gays?
I personally think alduin is.
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Narrator Aug 22, 2014 @ 9:44pm 
None of them. Everybody in skyrim is a Bisexual. Ever wonder why, say, a Male Dunmer can marry a Male Nord. Even if it's the racist beggar in windhelm. Honestly I think people are so suprised that they aren't going to die alone that they allways say yes.
Rakanishu Aug 22, 2014 @ 9:50pm 
Are there female and male dragons in skyrim? They all sound male.
Ghets Aug 22, 2014 @ 9:53pm 
Originally posted by j_c402:
Are there female and male dragons in skyrim? They all sound male.
I think the low voices have to do with their size, not to mention we also have no idea what it means to be efeminite in dragon culture.
Last edited by Ghets; Aug 22, 2014 @ 9:53pm
Narrator Aug 22, 2014 @ 9:55pm 
Originally posted by j_c402:
Are there female and male dragons in skyrim? They all sound male.
Maybe they got both?Maybe you can only see it when they need it, so it's a suprise to them too?Maybe Thu'um charres/freezes their throat and makes them sound manly?
Last edited by Narrator; Aug 22, 2014 @ 9:55pm
Supermarine Aug 22, 2014 @ 10:02pm 
I think dragons are asexual. All of them look and speak somewhat the same, and nobody ever mentioned dragon reproduction---but, they said something about dragon creation and dragon semi-immortality. Thus, maybe they are like demigods or something, and not bound by normal genetics of mere mortals.
Incunabulum Aug 23, 2014 @ 12:10am 
Originally posted by Ghets:
not to mention we also have no idea what it means to be efeminite in dragon culture.

Or what it has to do with homosexuality either.

I'ma gonna go for 'asexuality' - too much focus on two-sex reproduction and (in Skyrim) mamallian style repro (no good damn reason for female Argonians to have brests (or female Khajit to have only 2) ).
Last edited by Incunabulum; Aug 23, 2014 @ 12:12am
Nehio Aug 23, 2014 @ 12:59am 
wtf topic is this ^^
Incunabulum Aug 23, 2014 @ 1:15am 
Originally posted by Nehio:
wtf topic is this ^^

You're the one who wants to know who's gay - we're just saying that its likely irrelevant, that dragon's are a single sex species.
Stania Aug 23, 2014 @ 1:21am 
Quoting the lore book "There be Dragons":

There is no credible story of how dragons came to be. According to dremora that the College of Whispers have "questioned," they just were, and are. Eternal, immortal, unchanging, and unyielding. They are not born or hatched. They do not mate or breed. There are no known examples of dragon eggs or dragonlings. The Iliac Bay area has stories of such things, but so far all have proven false. The eggs turned out to be eggs of other reptiles. The small dragons were merely oversized lizards and no relation to true dragons.

Apparently, dragons are asexual.
SpeedFreak1972 Aug 23, 2014 @ 2:08am 
... and who really cares anyway ... even IF they were does it change anything: NO it doesn't
Squirtle Aug 23, 2014 @ 2:17am 
Dragons are immortal, so I don't think they really need to reproduce, do they?
Incunabulum Aug 23, 2014 @ 2:30am 
Originally posted by Charmander:
Dragons are immortal, so I don't think they really need to reproduce, do they?

Need to - nothing *needs* to.

Might they *want* to? Maybe. Even the immortal can die. Even the immortal might want children to indoctrinate and put to use furthing its schemes.
Squirtle Aug 23, 2014 @ 2:34am 
Originally posted by Incunabulum:
Originally posted by Charmander:
Dragons are immortal, so I don't think they really need to reproduce, do they?

Need to - nothing *needs* to.

Might they *want* to? Maybe. Even the immortal can die. Even the immortal might want children to indoctrinate and put to use furthing its schemes.
I don't think the dragons think like that, considering they're just like the Altmer: "WE'RE THE BEST AND THAT'S THE ULTIMATE TRUTH".

The only thing they need to be afraid of is one person -- you, the player. In the game, you're the only one who actually can kill them for good. Other just shove a blade between it's eyes and here comes Alduin to resurrect it.
Incunabulum Aug 23, 2014 @ 2:41am 
Originally posted by Charmander:
Originally posted by Incunabulum:

Need to - nothing *needs* to.

Might they *want* to? Maybe. Even the immortal can die. Even the immortal might want children to indoctrinate and put to use furthing its schemes.
I don't think the dragons think like that, considering they're just like the Altmer: "WE'RE THE BEST AND THAT'S THE ULTIMATE TRUTH".

The only thing they need to be afraid of is one person -- you, the player. In the game, you're the only one who actually can kill them for good. Other just shove a blade between it's eyes and here comes Alduin to resurrect it.

Sure, when Alduin freaking gets around to it. Look how long they were 'dead' before he came around this time.

Me? If I was a dragon I'd want someone around to watch my back. Someone I was able to trust because I brainwashed/molded/indoctrinated them from the very beginning of their existence.

That's not to say they *can* do this, just a reason why an immortal might *want* to.
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Date Posted: Aug 22, 2014 @ 9:26pm
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