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andromith Aug 20, 2014 @ 7:26pm
Damn milk drinkers
What in the name of Talos did you just say to me, you milk drinker? I’ll have you know I am the Dragonborn, and I’ve been on numerous raids on dragons and I have over 300 dragon souls. I am trained in the Thu’um and I’m the top archer in the entire Imperial Legion. You are nothing to me but just another enemy. I will kill you with arrows the likes of which has never been seen before on Nirn, mark my words. You think you can just say that to me over the webs created by the Dwemer? Think again, milk drinker. As we speak I am contacting my Dark Brotherhood assassins across Tamriel and your hold is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Call Storm shout, milk drinker. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call Mundus. You are going to be sent to Aetherius, milk drinker. I can be at any hold, any time, and can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my Thu’um. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Imperial Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ♥♥♥ off the face of Mundus, you milk drinker. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” opinionated statement was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you fool. I will shout fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re dead, milk drinker.
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Narrator Aug 20, 2014 @ 7:34pm 
Ironically, Milk is healthier than Mead.Your bones would have colapsed before you could even say

Originally posted by andromith:
What in.
Last edited by Narrator; Aug 20, 2014 @ 7:34pm
Trigger Aug 20, 2014 @ 7:45pm 
Milk-drinker
Narrator Aug 20, 2014 @ 7:46pm 
Originally posted by Trigger:
Milk-drinker
Thank you, I have no muscles but my bones feel like I just got out of a spa.
andromith Aug 20, 2014 @ 7:51pm 
Originally posted by Narrator with a Bowler hat:
Originally posted by Trigger:
Milk-drinker
Thank you, I have no muscles but my bones feel like I just got out of a spa.
Let see if you can take an arrow to the knee with those high calcium bones, YOU MULK DRINKAAAAA
Narrator Aug 20, 2014 @ 7:55pm 
Originally posted by andromith:
Originally posted by Narrator with a Bowler hat:
Thank you, I have no muscles but my bones feel like I just got out of a spa.
Let see if you can take an arrow to the knee with those high calcium bones, YOU MULK DRINKAAAAA
Thank Dibella I'm a mage, I just used fast healing twice and didn't lose any magica. I love my enchanted robes, they're so comfy.
andromith Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:08pm 
I know i can come up with a good joke, but im too tired of killing draugs, if anybody need me im going to be in The Winking Skeever killing my sorrows with Argonian Ale...
Sniper Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:09pm 
Originally posted by andromith:
I know i can come up with a good joke, but im too tired of killing draugs, if anybody need me im going to be in The Winking Skeever killing my sorrows with Argonian Ale...
Argonian Ale?
*gasp*
NORD MEAD FOREVER
Narrator Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:10pm 
Originally posted by andromith:
I know i can come up with a good joke, but im too tired of killing draugs, if anybody need me im going to be in The Winking Skeever killing my sorrows with Argonian Ale...
I'll come with you friend. I'll buy you a drink. 2% or whole?
andromith Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:15pm 
Originally posted by ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ:
Originally posted by andromith:
I know i can come up with a good joke, but im too tired of killing draugs, if anybody need me im going to be in The Winking Skeever killing my sorrows with Argonian Ale...
Argonian Ale?
*gasp*
NORD MEAD FOREVER
So... you are one of those who say "SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS" and probably "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS"
Narrator Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:16pm 
Originally posted by andromith:
Originally posted by ᅚᅚ ᅚᅚᅚᅚ ᅚᅚ:
Argonian Ale?
*gasp*
NORD MEAD FOREVER
So... you are one of those who say "SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS" and probably "THEY TOOK OUR JOBS"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik
andromith Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:17pm 
Originally posted by Narrator with a Bowler hat:
Originally posted by andromith:
I know i can come up with a good joke, but im too tired of killing draugs, if anybody need me im going to be in The Winking Skeever killing my sorrows with Argonian Ale...
I'll come with you friend. I'll buy you a drink. 2% or whole?
And i will be happy too drink one round with you my friend.
Let my tell you a story, ¿do you ever fall in a pit full of frostbite spiders and killing them just with a empty bottle?
Narrator Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:19pm 
Originally posted by andromith:
Originally posted by Narrator with a Bowler hat:
I'll come with you friend. I'll buy you a drink. 2% or whole?
And i will be happy too drink one round with you my friend.
Let my tell you a story, ¿do you ever fall in a pit full of frostbite spiders and killing them just with a empty bottle?
Sorry no, I prefer taking my empty milk bottles out to the Rift.It's quite relaxing shooting Ice spikes at them in such a beutiful scenery.
jaderive Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:22pm 
Originally posted by andromith:
Originally posted by Narrator with a Bowler hat:
Thank you, I have no muscles but my bones feel like I just got out of a spa.
Let see if you can take an arrow to the knee with those high calcium bones, YOU MULK DRINKAAAAA
"cough" I think you mean Milk ? mulk the ugh version ? ;p
Last edited by jaderive; Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:22pm
andromith Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:30pm 
I gonna tell you something guys im probably a peaceful Bosmer but with are famous for our cannibalystic nature, so if ANY OF YOU PUSH MY LIMITS!!!... im gonna feast on your corpses O_O
Narrator Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:32pm 
Originally posted by andromith:
I gonna tell you something guys im probably a peaceful Bosmer but with are famous for our cannibalystic nature, so if ANY OF YOU PUSH MY LIMITS!!!... im gonna feast on your corpses O_O
I can I ask you a question? I always ment to ask a priest of Y'frre this but.... Can I drink milk in accordince to the Green Pact? I'm taking a trip to valenwood soon and I want to know if I can sip my favorite drink.
Last edited by Narrator; Aug 20, 2014 @ 8:33pm
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