I really really want...

[Pirate King]

to marry this game.

[Protocol27]

I think the best you can do is give it campange.

[Kurisu No Patto]

You can. Just go to Japan, there you can marry your favourite anime character, your pillow or your figurines.

[Quint the Alligator Snapper]

So tell me what you want, what you--

--oh. Never mind.

Publicado originalmente por Cris:

You can. Just go to Japan, there you can marry your favourite anime character, your pillow or your figurines.

Protip: even in Japan, doing this will make you look like a freak.