This is the worst example of trash I have ever been cursed to play on my PC. Even for the low price of $0.99 that I got it at, it was sheer filth and had GUI that felt crude. The only thing that upsets me worse than the gameplay is the way they took such an intriguing concept and took a massive dump all over it.
I guess this the part of the review where people put Pros/Cons
Pros - I'll tell you when I think of any
Cons - The fact that they don't offer Febreeze with this piece crap
Last Thoughts: As is this would be a nifty screensaver, but for a game, it just doesn't make the cut, there are far too many things to improve upon for me to list, so until they update this and improve this game, this will remain the worst game in my library.