Posted: January 26
In Sniper Elite V2, you play as a generic-looking nameless partially ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stereotypical American who only believes in killing and greed. Show the Nazis and Commies the glory of Capitalism by taking all their gold, probably while shouting "MURICA" or some racist comment and eating a cheeseburger, which should have been the other collectible.
Enjoy unavoidable time wasting bullet time which shows off the only part of physics the developers got right, before the enemy corpse contorts itself in impossible ways while poor excuses for explosions occur for no reason.
Enjoy the focus on sniping, until you realize that the sniping feels like a late development decision that they threw in because the close quarters combat was boring and they wanted an excuse to have a lone wolf protagonist because they were too lazy to design allied AI.
Enjoy the incredibly repetitive level design of Berlin, Not Berlin, Berlin, Someplace actually halfway interesting, Berlin, and Screw it let's just do Berlin backwards so nobody wants to replay this game ever again.
Enjoy the juvenile advertisement for their sequel that you're forced to look at when you close the game, the kind of thing you'd expect out of a "free" Flash game.
No thanks, I'm done playing what looks like a game that should still be in beta.