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zoki- Nov 25, 2013 @ 10:51am
what is your favourite GLaDOS line?
post your best GLaDOS quote from portal 1/2

thank you for your opinions.
Last edited by zoki-; Nov 26, 2013 @ 10:49am
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AtlaSaxophone Nov 25, 2013 @ 11:43am 
He's not just a regular moron. He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And you just put him in charge of the entire facility
Amelia Pond Nov 25, 2013 @ 3:26pm 
You monster.
KuroKasai Nov 25, 2013 @ 3:42pm 
You know what my days used to be like? I just tested. Nobody murdered me. Or put me in a potato. Or fed me to birds. I had a pretty good life. And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic. So you know what? You win. Just go. It's been fun. Don't come back.
Bellomy Nov 25, 2013 @ 7:58pm 
Soon you will be baked, and then there will be cake.
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♪Jeb_CC♪ Nov 25, 2013 @ 8:59pm 
Oh, It's you. I've been really busy being dead, you know... after you murdered me. But I think we can put our differences behind us, for science... you monster.
I thought about our dilemna and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us.
I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it's just about to. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on: 'Helloooo!'. That's you! That's how dumb you sound.
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Sabaton Nov 26, 2013 @ 2:54pm 
Hey. How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato.
Sabaton Nov 26, 2013 @ 2:57pm 
Fatty-Fatty No-Parents! That's what YOU are! Oh and guess what else? You were ADOPTED.
That's it.... A PARADOX! 3 Hours Later: "This... is... isn't... not... a sentence!
Subject Alpha Nov 27, 2013 @ 4:35am 
Originally posted by The Lone Wanderer on CoD: Ghosts:
Fatty-Fatty No-Parents! That's what YOU are! Oh and guess what else? You were ADOPTED.
That's it.... A PARADOX! 3 Hours Later: "This... sentance... is... False!
just wanted to correct that lol
Subject Alpha Nov 27, 2013 @ 4:36am 
This... Sentance...Is...False dontthinkaboutit dontthinkaboutit dontthinkaboutit
{442} Halogen Nov 27, 2013 @ 10:45am 
"This sentence is FALSE!"
Cockney Weasel Mar 4, 2014 @ 2:36pm 
the potato monologue is my favourite, that sarcasm makes it so funny :D
dadamdavis4 Mar 4, 2014 @ 2:44pm 
"...Once, I saw a deer. Maybe if you solve this next test, I'll let you ride an elevator all the way to the break room and I'll tell you about the time I saw a deer again."
I don't know why this struck me as particularly funny. i guess it was the way GLaDOS said it.
Last edited by dadamdavis4; Mar 4, 2014 @ 2:45pm
"Oh Hi, so how are you holding up? BECAUSE IM A POTATO."
and my love for how funny PotatOS/GLaDOSinApotato was so addicting, I changed my name to "PotatOS Alija" then "=[o.W.n]= PotatOS Alija" then "PotatOS1Gaming" and finally after I made my PotatOS Fan group "=[POTATOS]= PotatOS1Gaming
Spidergai Mar 6, 2014 @ 7:07pm 
The cake is a lie and the garbage line
glissando Mar 8, 2014 @ 7:47am 
"There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn't come because you murdered him. All your other friends couldn't come, either, because you don't have any other friends because of how unlikable you are. It says so right here in your personnel file: "Unlikable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikable loner, whose passing shall not be mourned. Shall NOT be mourned." That's exactly what it says. Very formal. Very official. It also says you were adopted, so that's funny, too. "
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