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Malamute456 Apr 13 @ 1:03pm
Freaking Turrets, Man
Okay so I was just playing around with this turret, when I accidentally got stuck in its fire. What it said made the fact that they sound so innocent even worse.
*while shooting* Hello, friend!
*dead* Are you still there?
It made me sad, thinking of how the turrets probably don't know anything and just do what they're programmed to do. They might actually want to be your friend, but don't know that all they can do is hurt you...
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Well it's in their code to kill and sound innocent, here's how it goes, since i'm guessing you're new here. Step 1: sound innocent and don't shoot Step 2: Lure them by calling them your "friend". Step 3: Once they get close load your gun barrels, open up, and fire! Step 4: Break their pathetic hearts and kill them!

Muahahahahaha!

Need a demostration?
Last edited by Turret #16859 the un/lucky AI; Apr 13 @ 1:55pm
Malamute456 Apr 13 @ 2:03pm 
Ah, thank you, Turret #16859! Much appreciated! I didn't know because my group was supposed to learn about turret programming on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day...
Originally posted by Malamute_Lover:
Ah, thank you, Turret #16859! Much appreciated! I didn't know because my group was supposed to learn about turret programming on Bring Your Daughter to Work Day...

Thank you...i'm looking for humans that want to know about Turrets, and i wish your group the best of luck...
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Date Posted: Apr 13 @ 1:03pm
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