Posted: July 4
One day, El Corrupto Magnifico, El Presidente of the glorious shining nation of Tropico, the jewel of the Carribean, the envy of the entire world, decided it would be a brilliant idea to finally please those God foresaken dumbasses of the Church.
He built a beautiful, tall standing and sturdy Cathedral to please all those damn ungrateful religious ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s.
After all, there is no man or anything else other greater than El Corrupto Grande.
He accidently stumbles across an edict he can propose, to fly the Pope to Tropico! That would make all those religious scoundrels happy, right?
In preparation, he grew the size of the military. A shiny new military base, a nuclear missile or two... For the people of course. He even built the historical colonial fort, that beautiful building celebrating the history of Tropico, into a concentration camp.
Then the time came for the Pope to arrive. BUT THE GAME DIDN'T PUT HIM IN AS A ROAMING CITIZEN.
That way El Presidente got really, really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ because he couldn't enslave the Pope. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥it.
In vengeance, El Corrupto Magnifico decided to enslave all the Cardinals on Tropico and demolish the Cathedral.
The Officers came, and El Corrupto Magnifico decided to give the Propaganda a break for the day.
That day the Tropicans listened to the Benny Hill Theme Song and Breaking The Law.
God bless Tropico. God bless El Corrupto Magnifico. God bless El Presidente.
For he loves his people.
11/10 Would Watch Police Officer Chase Cardinal Into Concentration Camp Again