Posted: December 15
I started an island and in 3 minutes, I was in debt. After that beard guy gave me a final loan, somehow I got my economy up and running.
I dominated the market by having hundreds of tobacco and coffee farms everywhere.
Then, the hippies were annoying me with their voices and pleas to stop the farms and logging productions.
Being the great President I was, I paid $500 to assassinate their leader. $500 well spent.
I promised to build better houses and hospitals if I got elected.
But in order to build hospitals I had to build a power plant.
Around this time, the religious leaders were annoying me with "messages from god" saying I had to build cathedrals and churches for god.
I already had to spent 80% of my money build the cathedral and hiring priests.
So I demolished every single church and cathedral in my island, built a prison and arrested every religious person on my island.
Then the communists kept pestering me, I built another prison and arrested them.
Finally, the hippies were back. I was doomed.
So I arrested all of them and destroyed every single tree on the island with logging farms.
After this, I was awarded a win for being so awesome.
Since the game is over, I decided to throw my island into utter chaos.
But it was so ♥♥♥♥ing hard.
I printed money, did nuclear tests, demolished everything. Made wages super low.
Somehow, there were only 7 rebels.
I tried to do everything in my power to make the entire island rebel against me.
But they didnt.
I finally concluded I was such a good President, the people would follow me even if I killed all of them.
And I left the game.
liek if u cri everytiem