Shelt Oct 6, 2013 @ 8:52am
Looking for decent players
Sick of playing pubs with random people who don't realize this game is co-op.

Please add me if you:

Do not rush
Do not teamkill
Know which end of the gun bullets come out of
Can aim said end of gun away from me
Always help teamates
ALWAYS HELP TEAMATES
Stay together
Are helpful
Know how to push a special infected off a survivor
Do not talk constantly on the mic about your day
Will not set me on fire
Avoid the witch unless there's no choice
Have half a brain
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Druvtramparen Oct 6, 2013 @ 11:06am 
im that guy
gorman Oct 6, 2013 @ 1:58pm 
I can live up to all those demands.

But I'm not going to add you, if you live on the other half of the entire planet earth = bad ping for either of us. I'm from Europe btw.
รקคςєςคtคz Oct 6, 2013 @ 2:05pm 
I meet all those demands, but the fire one. I would burn you. A lot.













Like, a lot.









































Seriously
Lawnmower Ham Oct 6, 2013 @ 2:13pm 
Can I ♥♥♥♥ your wife?
Sky Spider Girl空クモ Oct 6, 2013 @ 2:24pm 
Well I hate to rush and I'll be the first to admit that I hit my team with friendly fire accidently on occasion, but I NEVER team kill even if some Troll is killing me

I always make a B-line to team in need. Run and gun a smoker and Hunter, and shove when close enough

I stick together at all times and hate people who run through... Take your time guys come on!
รקคςєςคtคz Oct 6, 2013 @ 2:58pm 
Originally posted by Agent Ham Schrader:
Can I ♥♥♥♥ your wife?

I'm his wife.
Lawnmower Ham Oct 6, 2013 @ 2:59pm 
:O
MTRG15 Oct 6, 2013 @ 3:50pm 
XD it looks pretty damn tight requirements list...well I can tell for sure I prefer to stay together and I help my teammates a lot, sometimes over my own zombies, I don't know about the aiming but I do my best not for shooting my teammates
Reo Oct 6, 2013 @ 5:45pm 
i'm down with all of those. Hit me up if anyone's for a round of Expert/Realism.
dead_zombies Oct 6, 2013 @ 7:15pm 
I want to get the expert achievements. I'll play with you provided you follow those rules too! I have a mic
Syluxguy28O3 Oct 6, 2013 @ 7:17pm 
what difficulty are you aiming for?
∫ ÐÀRTHŘebeŁ ∫ Oct 6, 2013 @ 8:17pm 
Originally posted by Shelt:
Sick of playing pubs with random people who don't realize this game is co-op.

Please add me if you:

Do not rush
Do not teamkill
Know which end of the gun bullets come out of
Can aim said end of gun away from me
Always help teamates
ALWAYS HELP TEAMATES
Stay together
Are helpful
Know how to push a special infected off a survivor
Do not talk constantly on the mic about your day
Will not set me on fire
Avoid the witch unless there's no choice
Have half a brain
What are you looking to play? I am looking for people to mainly play versus, but for campiagn is welcome also.
Master of Puppets Oct 8, 2013 @ 5:31am 
Read my profile, and add me if you think you have the calibur to match
.#teamrager Oct 10, 2013 @ 9:35pm 
Originally posted by Spacecataz:
Originally posted by Agent Ham Schrader:
Can I ♥♥♥♥ your wife?

I'm his wife.
I´m pretty sure the sex most be wild and spontaneous
Don´t move
Dont whine
Don´t scream
Feels between a r@pe and a religious house
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