level_41 Hat princess Apr 22, 2013 @ 4:46pm
Keith
If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost" , was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a rollercoaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a rollercoaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. So is Keith chuck norris?
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Hannibal | ts.pbfortress.com Apr 24, 2013 @ 6:24pm 
Originally posted by impliedword:
Keith should replace bill. in l4d3, i dont know it i could handel a 3rd set of surviors.

Mate..we are talking about making skins for the l4d2 survivors based on The Walking Dead haha.
Opal (banned) Apr 24, 2013 @ 6:26pm 
Originally posted by Velocaraptor:
Originally posted by impliedword:
Keith should replace bill. in l4d3, i dont know it i could handel a 3rd set of surviors.

Mate..we are talking about making skins for the l4d2 survivors based on porn haha.
Cool idea.
Hannibal | ts.pbfortress.com Apr 24, 2013 @ 6:32pm 
Originally posted by Mystical Mayhem:
Originally posted by Velocaraptor:

Mate..we are talking about making skins for the l4d2 survivors based on porn haha.
Cool idea, i wish i was as brilliant as you are...you truly are a God.
Opal (banned) Apr 24, 2013 @ 6:33pm 
Originally posted by Velocaraptor:
Originally posted by Mystical Mayhem:
Cool idea, i wish i was a pornstar like you are...you truly are a porn legend.
Hannibal | ts.pbfortress.com Apr 24, 2013 @ 6:41pm 
Originally posted by Mystical Mayhem:
Originally posted by Velocaraptor:

I ain't even mad at that change haha XD
*points at mayhem* you, stop hurting 12 years old feelings, they just got the game cause they sucked up to mummy to get it, now let them leave quie- NO! I SAID LEAVE THEM BE! NO! DON'T YO-OH, SO YOU WENT AND MADE THEM CRY, NOW THERE PARENTS ARE GOING TO GET ANGRY AT YOU! BAD MAYHEM, BAD!
Opal (banned) Apr 24, 2013 @ 6:44pm 
Originally posted by Velocaraptor:
Originally posted by Mystical Mayhem:

I ain't even mad at that change haha XD
*points at mayhem* you, stop ♥♥♥♥ing 12 years old kids, they just got the game cause they sucked daddy's throbbing ♥♥♥♥, now let them leave quie- NO! I SAID LEAVE THEM BE! NO! DON'T YO-OH, SO YOU WENT AND MADE THEIR ANUSES WIDER, NOW THERE PARENTS ARE GOING TO GET KINKY WITH YOU! BAD MONKEY, BAD!
I'm in deep ♥♥♥♥ now...
Hannibal | ts.pbfortress.com Apr 24, 2013 @ 6:46pm 
Originally posted by Mystical Mayhem:
Originally posted by Velocaraptor:

I ain't even mad at that change haha XD
*points at mayhem* you, stop ♥♥♥♥ing 12 years old kids, they just got the game cause they sucked daddy's throbbing ♥♥♥♥, now let them leave quie- NO! I SAID LEAVE THEM BE! NO! DON'T YO-OH, SO YOU WENT AND MADE THEIR ANUSES WIDER, NOW THERE PARENTS ARE GOING TO GET KINKY WITH YOU! BAD MONKEY, BAD!
I'm in deep ♥♥♥♥ now...

^^^^^^ your the reason that these discussions are fun to read XD
Opal (banned) Apr 24, 2013 @ 6:48pm 
Originally posted by Velocaraptor:
Originally posted by Mystical Mayhem:
I'm in deep ♥♥♥♥ now...

^^^^^^ your the reason that these discussions are fun to read XD They get me off
I am laughing my ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥ off now.
Hannibal | ts.pbfortress.com Apr 24, 2013 @ 7:00pm 
Originally posted by Mystical Mayhem:
Originally posted by Velocaraptor:

^^^^^^ your the reason that these discussions are fun to read XD They get me off
I would be laughing but i have a ♥♥♥♥ right up my ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥ right now.
Dude..don't share your life on here.
Opal (banned) Apr 24, 2013 @ 7:01pm 
Originally posted by Velocaraptor:
Originally posted by Mystical Mayhem:
I would be laughing but i have a ♥♥♥♥ right up my ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥ right now.
Dude..don't share your sex life on here. It will make me depressed :(
Sorry.
level_41 Hat princess Apr 24, 2013 @ 8:09pm 
what the hell guy's
Opal (banned) Apr 25, 2013 @ 7:18am 
Originally posted by LT.kevlar knight:
what the hell guy's, you ♥♥♥♥ed without me?
Yes, and we'll do it again.
Jack of Blades Apr 27, 2013 @ 10:38am 
Originally posted by Mystical Mayhem:
Originally posted by LT.kevlar knight:
what the hell guy's, you ♥♥♥♥ed without me?
Yes, and please ♥♥♥♥ me next time.
Dude... gross.
ZeroToNone Apr 27, 2013 @ 3:04pm 
The more you know... (a star flys across your computer)
Ufo May 9, 2013 @ 7:55am 
this helps me about ellis stories, lol have not heard some of them,and he never gets to finish his stories. thanx helps a lot.
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