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Fluffy Dewritos pony 22 Nis 2013 @ 4:46pm
Keith
If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost" , was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a rollercoaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a rollercoaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. So is Keith chuck norris?
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Irritable bOWL 22 Nis 2013 @ 4:49pm 
Its clearly Keith Hernandez.
OrangeTroll 22 Nis 2013 @ 4:58pm 
This is the greatest discussion in the entire Left 4 Dead 2 forums.
Fluffy Dewritos pony 22 Nis 2013 @ 4:58pm 
Mama Luigi tarafından gönderilen ileti:
This is the greatest discussion in the entire Left 4 Dead 2 forums.
Thx you
•·÷±Blue±÷·• 22 Nis 2013 @ 5:07pm 
Agreed, this is the greatest discussion I have read!!!
AscendingAnthem 22 Nis 2013 @ 5:33pm 
BEST DISSCUSSION EVAR. (well done for writing it all down)
Opal (Yasaklı) 22 Nis 2013 @ 5:54pm 
LT.kevlar knight tarafından gönderilen ileti:
If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith is Keith, but in a chicken suit.
I agree.
Zombie Panda [( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hi] 22 Nis 2013 @ 7:04pm 
Left 4 Dead 2 Episode 2- Episode Keith
Sky Spider Girl空クモ 22 Nis 2013 @ 7:24pm 
KEITH!!! OH MY GOD I WONNA MEET THAT GUY, he seems cool. Love you Ellis, baby!
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Nauttie [#Patent] 22 Nis 2013 @ 7:44pm 
don't forget the story about the goats. and the mall.
flyinghitcher 22 Nis 2013 @ 11:49pm 
he may have more than one friend called Keith
Mr.Diddlez 23 Nis 2013 @ 4:25am 
LT.kevlar knight tarafından gönderilen ileti:
If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost" , was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a rollercoaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a rollercoaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. So is Keith chuck norris?

This is the single greatest thread in the history of the internet :D
Rain Darkrai 23 Nis 2013 @ 2:57pm 
Remember, Ellis has a line where he says he and Keith are stranded on a roof top during a zombie apocalypse but...
"Wait a sec... That's you guys!"

So, in conclusion, Keith is not Chuck Norris.
Keith ARE Chuck NorrisES.
Inflatable Toast 23 Nis 2013 @ 9:22pm 
Actualy, if you got 3rd degree burns all over your body twice, you would be dead. Keith isn't Chuck Norris, Keith is GOD... that or he's using hax, and if he is using hax, I have a phone call to make.
Mr.Diddlez 24 Nis 2013 @ 3:55am 
acnoffsinger tarafından gönderilen ileti:
Actualy, if you got 3rd degree burns all over your body twice, you would be dead. Keith isn't Chuck Norris, Keith is GOD... that or he's using hax, and if he is using hax, I have a phone call to make.

You do know the 3rd degree burns he got were 2 separate events with heaps of years apart (roughly going on his stories they were totally different times in his life)? and people have survived 3rd degree burns to their body haha XD
impliedword 24 Nis 2013 @ 9:34am 
Keith should replace bill. in l4d3, i dont know it i could handel a 3rd set of surviors.
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