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level_42 Hat princess 2013년 4월 22일 오후 4시 46분
Keith
If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost" , was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a rollercoaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a rollercoaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. So is Keith chuck norris?
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ᕊᙓᗩᖇ 2013년 4월 22일 오후 4시 49분 
Its clearly Keith Hernandez.
Mama Luigi 2013년 4월 22일 오후 4시 58분 
This is the greatest discussion in the entire Left 4 Dead 2 forums.
level_42 Hat princess 2013년 4월 22일 오후 4시 58분 
Mama Luigi님이 먼저 게시:
This is the greatest discussion in the entire Left 4 Dead 2 forums.
Thx you
•·÷±Blue±÷·• 2013년 4월 22일 오후 5시 07분 
Agreed, this is the greatest discussion I have read!!!
AscendingAnthem 2013년 4월 22일 오후 5시 33분 
BEST DISSCUSSION EVAR. (well done for writing it all down)
Opal (banned) 2013년 4월 22일 오후 5시 54분 
LT.kevlar knight님이 먼저 게시:
If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith is Keith, but in a chicken suit.
I agree.
Zombie Panda (Master Vi) 2013년 4월 22일 오후 7시 04분 
Left 4 Dead 2 Episode 2- Episode Keith
Sky Spider Girl空クモ 2013년 4월 22일 오후 7시 24분 
KEITH!!! OH MY GOD I WONNA MEET THAT GUY, he seems cool. Love you Ellis, baby!
Nauttie [#Patent] 2013년 4월 22일 오후 7시 44분 
don't forget the story about the goats. and the mall.
flyinghitcher 2013년 4월 22일 오후 11시 49분 
he may have more than one friend called Keith
Hannibal | ts.pbfortress.com 2013년 4월 23일 오전 4시 25분 
LT.kevlar knight님이 먼저 게시:
If Ellis' stories are to be believed, Keith has suffered from third-degree burns over a major percentage of his body twice (95% making fireworks, 90% deep frying turkey), lost two fingers and a thumb to frostbite, broke both of his legs after driving his car off a cliff, been stabbed by "a guy dressed up like a ghost" , was tear-gassed by the police (the effects of which lasted for a year), snuck a paintball gun on a rollercoaster, got attacked by an alligator, bombed by the military (among the bombs, Ellis claims, were nerve gas and cluster bombs), (nearly) drowned in the Tunnel of Love, has done time in prison, got cut up by his own "bumper-car" lawnmower leaving him with wounds over 90% of his body, got cement paved over him in a sewer after falling down an open manhole, lived in a graveyard for a year after getting kicked out of his house, invented several types of soft drink, hung spit on the overhang in the Tunnel of Love, fell off a rollercoaster onto the tracks with the ride still going, got a tattoo on his forehead saying "I'm a ♥♥♥♥♥" for a dare, winning $200, ate three pounds of raw chicken (the in-game subtitles say catfish), he no longer recognizes his brother Paul and lost sensation in his right foot because of the three pounds of chicken, attempted to build a house out of mud, was attacked by owls, turned a recreation of Colonial times into a raccoon fight in his backyard, pretended to be homeless, had a water balloon fight with balloons full of urine, drove across a river without using the bridge, married a couple, and would have even gotten married himself, had he not ran away from his wedding. So is Keith chuck norris?

This is the single greatest thread in the history of the internet :D
Rain Darkrai 2013년 4월 23일 오후 2시 57분 
Remember, Ellis has a line where he says he and Keith are stranded on a roof top during a zombie apocalypse but...
"Wait a sec... That's you guys!"

So, in conclusion, Keith is not Chuck Norris.
Keith ARE Chuck NorrisES.
acnoffsinger 2013년 4월 23일 오후 9시 22분 
Actualy, if you got 3rd degree burns all over your body twice, you would be dead. Keith isn't Chuck Norris, Keith is GOD... that or he's using hax, and if he is using hax, I have a phone call to make.
Hannibal | ts.pbfortress.com 2013년 4월 24일 오전 3시 55분 
acnoffsinger님이 먼저 게시:
Actualy, if you got 3rd degree burns all over your body twice, you would be dead. Keith isn't Chuck Norris, Keith is GOD... that or he's using hax, and if he is using hax, I have a phone call to make.

You do know the 3rd degree burns he got were 2 separate events with heaps of years apart (roughly going on his stories they were totally different times in his life)? and people have survived 3rd degree burns to their body haha XD
impliedword 2013년 4월 24일 오전 9시 34분 
Keith should replace bill. in l4d3, i dont know it i could handel a 3rd set of surviors.
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