I would just like to complain about how ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pathetic the survivor bots really are. Sure, they can be pretty helpful at times, like shooting zombies you cant see, or hitting specials dead on, but in the meantime, they're just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. COUNTLESS amount of times I have been constricted or pounced by a smoker or hunter with the bots standing less than a foot away from me, and they just watch. They sit there and ♥♥♥♥ing WATCH me being killed. After about 60hp is taken from my newly spawned character, THEN they decide to ♥♥♥♥ing jump in and help. THEY STAND RIGHT ♥♥♥♥ING THERE AND DO NOTHING! O.O
Not to even mention how stupid they are when it comes to fire or acid. "Oh look, there's fire on the ground! Maybe if I ♥♥♥♥ING STAND IN IT, IT WILL HEAL ME! :DDDDD" That is ALSO a very frequently reoccuring thing. Seriously, they could've done SOMETHING about this, it's like they don't even try to judge there being anything there until they stand directly in it.
They're also pretty ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when it comes to picking up items. I understand not picking up any throwables, because it'd be a little difficult for them to judge an exact time and place to use it. What I'm talking about is first aid, pills, adrenaline, ammo packs, and defibs. For some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason, they don't like to pick those things up half the time, especially the first aid. Even when every other character has one, they refuse to pick it up. WHY? Same goes for pills and adrenaline, though not as often. I would also like to know why they can't pick up ammo packs or defibs? It wouldn't be hard for them to determine when to use ammo packs, hell they could do it right away, or when they get close to a player character. Defibs? They could just use them when there's no immediate threat around... I really don't understand why half the items you half to manage yourself.
Some people might be wondering why I'm even complaining about them. "Omfg you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, stop ♥♥♥♥♥ing and go play online or something, jesus ♥♥♥♥nig crust."
Sometimes people like to stay away from all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ commotion of people being total ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s in game, cuz about 3/5 of the people I "meet" in game tend to be ♥♥♥♥♥. They like to blame everything on everyone else, or get so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ when you make the slightest mistake, or constantly ♥♥♥♥ing beg for a fist aid when they're in red and havent even gone down once. The few people I meet that AREN'T like that are actually pretty cool and fun to play with, but they aren't always on all the time.
ANYWAY, that was my rant for now, cuz I'm about done with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bots, hell I tend to shoot them from the start and make it farther without them (until a random ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unblockable jockey decides to show up and ruin the fun)
If you've read this far... I wish I had some sort of gift for you, because this is all pretty pointless other than making me feel a little less annoyed, but thanks anyway. :)