Butters Feb 26 @ 9:58am
The dedicated expert game destroyer
Just as I thought I have seen all kind of the trolling in this game, I still learned something new today. I met a couple players who I call the Dedicated Expert Game Destroyer.

I created an expert game lobby for the STILL HAVE SOMETHING TO PROVE achievement and put it on public. As usual, I met a few good people. Sure there were some rage killing and vote kicking along the way, but we still moved to the escape/finale.

Then two teammateshad to leave, all thing turned south. As we were trying to restart the part due to the bad shape, two players joined in. It was chaos, gun fire, boomer bile. Well, we thought it was the plan. But back to the start safe room, one went to idle and one killed us two.

OK, no biggie. I thought he/she didn't know we were killing each other for the good. So I didn't respond to the vote kick (usually I don't). But he got two no vote so his friend was just staring at the scene while "taking a break". Then he told us he'll just sit there and he did. I didn't quit because, you know. Surprisingly the old teammate was hanging there too. After around 10 minutes, they must get bored to see no rage response from us and kicked both of us out.

Of course, I was mad. I tried to join their game to do something and got kicked before finishing loading, for a different campaign. Checking their profiles, only one is public. I won't post the link but here are something funny: 442 hours playtime only 5 achievements (no campaign finishing achievement at all) and surviving 3 out of 5,020 finales; killing FIVE zombies per hour; seemingly only playing in expert games. (Statistics are below.)

So this particular player just joins expert games and kill everyone, probably with a buddy since the other one is his/her only friend on steam, for the whole 442 hours. I do admire you can dedicate 10 hours per day (in average past 2 weeks) to make other players suffer. Now when I see the daily hours I cannot believe it. Maybe the record is corrupted somehow.

Anyway, I hope the story is amusing for some of you, and does not inspire any of you.

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Total Playtime: 442h 41m 5s
Past 2 weeks: 140h 48m
5 of 70 (7%) Achievements Earned

Lifetime Gameplay Stats
Games played: 5,020
Finales survived: 3 (0.06%)
Infected killed: 2,199
Average infected killed per hour: 4.97

Pain pills
Avg used per game: 0.02
Avg shared with teammates: 0.00
Adrenaline
Avg used per game: 0.01
Avg shared with teammates: 0.00
First-aid kits
Avg used per game: 0.06
Avg shared with teammates: 0.00
Defibrillators
Avg used per game: 0.00

Teamplay Stats (per map)
Teammates revived:
Most: 5 (on Expert)
Average: 0.06
Average # of times revived by teammate:0.13
Teammates protected:
Most: 3 (on Expert)
Average: 0.02
Average # of times protected by teammate: 0.20
Most damage to teammates:14,785 (on Expert)
Average damage to teammates:105.00
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Mr.Alex Feb 26 @ 10:57am 
Seems like a full time griefer, i hope you reported him.
[linux] sophia hapgood Feb 26 @ 11:21am 
105 isn't actually that high for expert games. Usually the better players are lower than 50 or so, but there are some regulars who have bad ff with far more than 105. So they're screwing ♥♥♥♥ up in some form, but the ff isn't too bad.
Butters Feb 26 @ 12:06pm 
Originally posted by Linux sophia hapgood:
105 isn't actually that high for expert games. Usually the better players are lower than 50 or so, but there are some regulars who have bad ff with far more than 105. So they're screwing ♥♥♥♥ up in some form, but the ff isn't too bad.

Yeah, 100 damage is quite normal on an expert game if you go through the campaign. Maybe I'm wrong but what they do is joining in, killing others, joining another game. This player kills FIVE zombies per hour. I bet his/her game loading time is longer than his/her actually play time in total.
Mr.Alex Feb 26 @ 12:12pm 
Lifetime Gameplay Stats
Games played: 5,020
Finales survived: 3 (0.06%)
Infected killed: 2,199

5020 games played and survived only 3?
This shows he isnt interested in playing, just killing others.
BaBaReZu Feb 26 @ 12:13pm 
:D
Butters Feb 26 @ 12:18pm 
Originally posted by Mr. Alex:
Lifetime Gameplay Stats
Games played: 5,020
Finales survived: 3 (0.06%)
Infected killed: 2,199

5020 games played and survived only 3?
This shows he isnt interested in playing, just killing others.

Yes. And I guess the 3 survived finales are purely by accident when this player joined in with the game already finished.
[linux] sophia hapgood Feb 26 @ 1:03pm 
Originally posted by Butters:
Originally posted by Linux sophia hapgood:
105 isn't actually that high for expert games. Usually the better players are lower than 50 or so, but there are some regulars who have bad ff with far more than 105. So they're screwing ♥♥♥♥ up in some form, but the ff isn't too bad.

Yeah, 100 damage is quite normal on an expert game if you go through the campaign. Maybe I'm wrong but what they do is joining in, killing others, joining another game. This player kills FIVE zombies per hour. I bet his/her game loading time is longer than his/her actually play time in total.

With that number of kills, it sounds like a true single player idler.
KaoS Feb 26 @ 1:11pm 
Deserves a multiplayer ban for sure. Destroying others' experience should not be tolerated.
Ninjabutter Feb 26 @ 1:16pm 
Originally posted by Linux sophia hapgood:
105 isn't actually that high for expert games. Usually the better players are lower than 50 or so, but there are some regulars who have bad ff with far more than 105. So they're screwing ♥♥♥♥ up in some form, but the ff isn't too bad.

That was my first thought as well. Hell, my own average friendly fire is like 58, and I rarely hit people. Someone who exists purely to kill other players should have a far higher average.

This is especially true since the total damage dealt doesn't max out with the target's life. My highest FF damage is 1,328, and that was from killing three bot teammates on a whim in an Expert match just to see how much damage FF did in Expert (naturally, this was a while ago). I loaded the game, picked up a shotgun, killed them all, and left. Despite having a max combined total of 300 hit points, I did over 1300 damage.

This guys stats make him seem like someone who can't effectively kill players OR zombies.
Restless Feb 26 @ 1:26pm 
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you votekick people wthout hesitation if they make blatantly obvious mistakes on higher difficulties. None of that benefit of the doubt crap, it just wastes your time, ruins your chances at completing campaigns and having fun. It is nearly impossible to tell the difference between a fresh noob and someone thats about to grief you, and most people will not bother to make the distinction.
Exo ® Feb 26 @ 1:34pm 
I think you just met the 2 saddest persons in the world OP.
Butters Feb 26 @ 1:38pm 
Originally posted by Restless:
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you votekick people wthout hesitation if they make blatantly obvious mistakes on higher difficulties. None of that benefit of the doubt crap, it just wastes your time, ruins your chances at completing campaigns and having fun. It is nearly impossible to tell the difference between a fresh noob and someone thats about to grief you, and most people will not bother to make the distinction.

Yeah, but when they come in a pair...
Butters Feb 26 @ 1:45pm 
Another interesting stat:
Minutes played per game: 443hr / 5020 games * 60 min/hr = 5.3 minutes/game
[linux] sophia hapgood Feb 26 @ 1:46pm 
I'm curious as to who they were, there aren't too many dedicated pairs of griefers out there...

edit: yep
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Mr.Alex Feb 26 @ 2:01pm 
Is he VAC banned? You can check on his profile even if its private.

Seeing his stats i would think a lot of people reported him, and that would cause a ban.
In second thought, thats not VAC ban... anyways, these griefers deserve some kind of ban.
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