You just got kicked from versus. That's probably why.

[coaghoul]

If you have less than ~60 hours - we're watching you, few mistakes and you're out - no one wants to babysit in versus. Here're the possible reasons why you're getting kicked from the game:

1. You're trying to explore map for stuff and things and staying behind when team's going straight ahead
2. You keep silent all the time and don't even try to show (even in text chat) that you understand russian/english/german (in our case)
3. Bot is better than you
4. You don't know when to shoot boomer and shoot him when he's close to other teammates
5. You're accidentally shooting witch or car alarm
6. You're running into obvious traps with smoker/jockey near witch or car with alarm
7. You rush ahead and trigger the tank, when team's asking you to hold the position
8. You're thinking too long where to go while standing on spitter acid
9. You don't even bother to text when grabbed by infected
10. You stand on or run thru instakill spots and get yourself killed
11. You don't follow the intructions and attack survivors just when you want to.
12. As a boomer, you just love to stay close to your teammates while they successfully grabbed someone, so explosion after your death can set survivors free and spoil whole attack.

When in lobby, try to check the hours of people you're going to play with. You have to understand, that l4d2 is serious business and the concept of fun for people with more than 150-200 hours (i'm not even mentioning those with 1.5k or more) is not about "oh lol look i found pills in the locker in the аss of the map" but about effective, well co-op'ed actions.

Douchy? Yes, but at least i'm honest.

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1. This is the list of common and most irritating mistakes, that can make your team want to votekick you.
2. This is for new, x-mas event generation of players. That's why i said "60 hours".
3. No need to come here in rage, call me "elitist jerk" and accuse me in kicking noobs. There's no place in whole text where i said i will kick someone for something, I don't need to know what you can imagine in your head.
4. We're not fuсking kicking anyone, because 95% of time we play as a team of friends against random people and we barely can finish 3 games of 10 because of whining and kicking and rage-quitting in opposing team. Now you can blame me in pubstomping.
5. Feeling urge to hang me for "serious business"? Here's something for you: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=serious%20business

[Cute little strawberry ♥]

5. You're accidentally shooting witch or car alarm - So you kick because an accident ?
9. You don't even bother to text when grabbed by infected - Players with a bit of brain can NOTICE when a teammate needs help and will help without the player saying a word.

[bob]

And thus it starts...

[coaghoul]

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5. You're accidentally shooting witch or car alarm - So you kick because an accident ?

Not single but few "accidents"

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9. You don't even bother to text when grabbed by infected - Players with a bit of brain can NOTICE when a teammate needs help and will help without the player saying a word.

In campaign on easy - maybe. In versus even skype isn't enough sometimes.

[Cute little strawberry ♥]

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5. You're accidentally shooting witch or car alarm - So you kick because an accident ?/quote]
Not single but few "accidents"


In campaign on easy - maybe. In versus even skype isn't enough sometimes.

Then you guys must suck really bad if you can't notice when a teammate needs help

[coaghoul]

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Then you guys must suck really bad if you can't notice when a teammate needs help

I got ya, too-pro-to-say-anything-type. Move along, citizen.

[Cute little strawberry ♥]

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Then you guys must suck really bad if you can't notice when a teammate needs help

I got ya, too-pro-to-say-anything-type. Move along, citizen.

At least I have awareness :)

[Marcas]

Well this is a very interesting chat,

[coaghoul]

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At least I have awareness :)

And ego so big it allow you to feel telepathically environment around you 360° through smoke, boomer bile and crowds of commons you have to shoot sometimes.

[manul]

Good players does not kick for most of those reasons. They also does not require to be asked in chat to help someone even when blinded by boomer bile.

[Mr. Alex]

Nice post, i agree with every point (expect the accidentally shooting, sometimes that happens), but things in public versus isnt this simple.

First of all, hours are deceptive. I played with friends in the past who had at least 1500-2000 hours in L4D2, and they played like noobs. Im not exaggerating, i know 4-5 players who have a even 2000-3000 hours in this game (and 300-500+ played vs. matches) and they would fail in several points of your list.

The worst thing in public versus is the uncertainity, even very good players are kicked out sometimes. Why? Just because, you never know why the others kicked you.

Still, its a good list about what you shouldnt do in a versus match, my point is, its just not this simple.

[(ΘČĐ)™Conrad925]

You expect a grizzled veteran to notice a teammate in trouble behind them, while they are so busy barking orders and rushing ahead, while never looking back (cooperatively, of course)?

[(ΘČĐ)™Conrad925]

"You have to understand, L4D2 is serious business." Funniest thing I've read in awhile, I salute you, and thanks for the chuckle.

[Cute little strawberry ♥]

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At least I have awareness :)

And ego so big it allow you to feel telepathically environment around you 360° through smoke, boomer bile and crowds of commons you have to shoot sometimes.

Now you're trying to come up with excuses to why you can't see that your teammate needs help? come up with something new please

[coaghoul]

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"You have to understand, L4D2 is serious business." Funniest thing I've read in awhile, I salute you, and thanks for the chuckle.

I'm not sure you get it right. Just in case i'd recommend you to get some sense of humor.

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You expect a grizzled veteran to notice a teammate in trouble behind them, while they are so busy barking orders and rushing ahead, while never looking back (cooperatively, of course)?

Oh, imagination, great!

[coaghoul]

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Now you're trying to come up with excuses to why you can't see that your teammate needs help? come up with something new please

Excuses lol. Those are common ingame situations.