NateDogg 2spooky Aug 18 @ 3:11pm
Dumbest players you've seen on l4d2
We all know, this community sucks nuts through a straw.
Now, lets hate on the idiots and trolls in this game, shall we?
Post the dumbest, worst, most idiotic, babyish, childish, and weirdest stories of players in the comments below! (I'm also really bored so I want to hear some people rage)


Example: One time I was being raged at by a small child because I was killing too many zombies, he then went into a fit of rage and kicked me, I then rejoined and later heard him crying. Litterally crying. Then his mother went onto the mic and she started yelling at me, calling me pedophile, a cyberbully, and a horrible monster. It was really hilarious and the other 2 players were laughing their heads off on their mics.
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I V O R K Aug 18 @ 3:17pm 
Thees bate threads r two much D:
Pls stahp
NateDogg 2spooky Aug 18 @ 3:25pm 
Originally posted by I V O R K:
Thees bate threads r two much D:
Pls stahp
Thees bad spell r 2 much D:
pls stahp
I V O R K Aug 18 @ 3:38pm 
Nah but honestly there have been far to many dumbcunts in my experience to pay attention to lol.
Although the one to top it off was probably when a dude I had permbanned from servers I used to manage for being reported (and checked out) blatantly wallhacking added me, yet considering that his profile privacy was set to "friends only" and that he also did have screenshots of the prohibited mods in use. It didn't really help his appeal to the ban and morover just confirmed it 100% lol
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lil_meow Aug 18 @ 8:53pm 
Yesterday, on map 4 of dark carny...we were going up over the buildings to go drop and hit the button for the crescendo. First the noob walks down the side to try to progress, then we told him to come back and follow us. So he turns around and starts going backwards through the barns, we had to kick him for being that stupid.

Also, yesterday, had some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ make a call that we should camp the bumpercars for a tank, all 3 were downed, and i could barely kill the tank. Easily the dumbest call ive ever seen. Obviously the other team went back and took it under the other roof @ the usual spot.
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NateDogg 2spooky Aug 18 @ 9:21pm 
Some guy named Pudding Man and his dorky freind killed me and my good buddy on l4d, calling us noobs over and over again, and then eventually he ragequited, leaving with "get cansur skrubs" <Actual quote
Epochal_Sleeper Aug 18 @ 10:03pm 
No doubts the very top first story of this thread is fabulous thing deserving Oskar)Mine may be mediocre after that but... A couple days ago I joined Vs match on Sacrifice cmpgn. As I spawned as a Spitter, I began to w8 successful attack of my teammates to support them,but there were outstanding noobs,they failed,failed,failed,gained about few points of damage each by the middle of the map,so I couldn't spawn to spit.The final of all this mess was they started a votekick against me and kicked me out for the EVIL LAZY.
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The SC Aug 19 @ 2:25am 
I don't even want to go there.
Xtweeter22x Aug 19 @ 2:32am 
I've never really seen all that much idiocy here in-game, but I guess these are things to share.

When I was still a newb, I started a game of Dark Carnival from the start, then someone 5 secs later was picked as Rochelle and started shooting everyone. He was also spamming something in the chat, but I forgot it's been so long. I fight back and someone starts a kick against him that passed.

Then another time again on Dark Carival map 1 we were at the hotels, Another newb was Nick and kept shooting the alarm cars everywhere. I woulld have kicked him, but I figured that would have been too harsh.
lil_meow Aug 19 @ 2:57am 
Originally posted by Xtweeter22x:
I woulld have kicked him, but I figured that would have been too harsh.
When in doubt, kick them out.
Suby Boxer Power Aug 19 @ 3:14am 
Dumb players who refuse to pick up important items. For example, I found a First aid kit in a room. I informed the player who has an empty inventory to come and pick it up, but he ignored me. I wrote multiple times in the chat "<insert name here> First Aid Kit", but he still ignores it.

Another example - players simply shooting the witch
I wrote in the chat telling the team that I will cr0wn the witch blocking our path, but some dumb guy decides to shoot her.
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BlackMilk Aug 19 @ 5:15am 
Originally posted by Subaru IMPREZA:
Dumb players who refuse to pick up important items. For example, I found a First aid kit in a room. I informed the player who has an empty inventory to come and pick it up, but he ignored me. I wrote multiple times in the chat "<insert name here> First Aid Kit", but he still ignores it.

Another example - players simply shooting the witch
I wrote in the chat telling the team that I will cr0wn the witch blocking our path, but some dumb guy decides to shoot her.
Oh boy, yeah. People shooting witches, that's a rookie mistake. But naturally if you're playing expert that shouldn't happen unless it's an accident or on purpose with a plan to kill her.

However, not picking up items that could be a tremendous help to themselves and/or the team...
If you ignore healing items, throwable items or any of that stuff, you should really not be playing high difficulty games.

With the sole exception of a team that's rushing through the campaign and not searching optional rooms and areas for supplies.
Mr. Alex Aug 19 @ 6:01am 
I have many stories about dumb players, here is one:

Dead Center, versus, first map, at the elevator. One was already killed, all of us had only melee weapons when a jockey attacked us and R (lets call him this way) decided to chase him backwards despite i told him to ignore the jockey and get in the elevator.

He knew better (he always knew better), so he ignored me and finally got jockeyed when the jockey turned back, so we had to help him.
Of course by that time the other team was ready to spawn and we were charged/hunted.

So instead of progressing, R singlehandedly downed the his entire team. Good job.
fade' Aug 19 @ 6:19am 
About a week ago I was playing map 3 of No Mercy (sewers) and we were about to start the event. Our team was expecting a tank outside of the warehouse because the enemy team had to fight one when they went before us. The person playing as Louis suggested that we fall back to the garage in order to fight the tank (the tiny one with the car in it where most people go for weapons and supplies). I told everybody was a horrible idea since there was next to no open space and the team could barely handle a decent-sized horde let alone a tank, but they decided to ignore me.

Bill and I were told to hop back over the truck that leads to the garage and wait for Louis and Francis to start the event. About a minute later, both of them got back and we took up positions around the car, waiting for a horde to come.

After about two minutes, we began to wonder why we didn't see any common, and realized that the other two didn't even start the event. So the same two walked all the way back there to do that. This was around the time when the other team started making fun of us for being so dumb.

So once Louis and Francis got back, we took up the same positions on the car and waited for about ten seconds until I realized that they had forgotten to start it again. All four of us went back this time.

So once we finally started the event and triggered the tank spawn on the roof, we all began to head back to the garage. As we were walking across the parking lot, whoever was playing Bill decided to blow up the gas station to clear some of the horde. Normally that would be fine, but in this case it killed Francis and incapped Louis. Considering what happened afterwards, I think that I was probably the only person that noticed this.

By this time I was almost certain that we were going to die, until I found out how bad the tank was. Apparently, he went across the gas station wreckage to punch Louis and caught on fire. Once he got to me and Bill, we were still clearing horde and didn't have too much time to shoot at him so he managed to incap Bill before burning to death inside the garage.

I tried about three or four times to get Bill up, but it was impossible since he wasn't using his pistol to shoot stray commons, so I headed towards Louis instead. I managed to get him up almost immediately before he died. While he was healing himself, a hunter pounced me from the roof and he was charged towards the lift, ending the round.

The guy playing as Bill then got mad at me for letting him die and everything that just happened somehow became my fault as well. Someone called a votekick against me, which passed. A friend of mine on the other team told me that they raged almost immediately afterwards.


I have many more stories that I could tell involving stupid versus players, but this is definitely one of the most frustrating.
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Mr. Alex Aug 19 @ 7:46am 
It was painful even reading this story...

:)
BlackMilk Aug 19 @ 10:32am 
Originally posted by Mr.Alex:
I have many stories about dumb players, here is one:

Dead Center, versus, first map, at the elevator. One was already killed, all of us had only melee weapons when a jockey attacked us and R (lets call him this way) decided to chase him backwards despite i told him to ignore the jockey and get in the elevator.

He knew better (he always knew better), so he ignored me and finally got jockeyed when the jockey turned back, so we had to help him.
Of course by that time the other team was ready to spawn and we were charged/hunted.

So instead of progressing, R singlehandedly downed the his entire team. Good job.
Surely with the knowledge that going after the guy would wipe the team you would have instead decided to let him die and try to progress with three survivors rather than die with four?

Granted, it's a bit silly of him to go and chase a single special into an ambush, but if you knew better, why did you bother going after him? Chances are he's just new, or not very bright and wasn't thinking about the idea that others might spawn and make your lives miserable. But you knew.
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