Xtweeter22x Aug 17 @ 2:32am
Suddenly,
You wake up one morning and find either a Witch, Spitter, or FemBoomer laying next to you in bed. What do?
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~Ren~ Aug 17 @ 2:55am 
Say morning sexy and grab that brown paper bag again then have another shower!
Airborne Aug 17 @ 3:52am 
make shi't posts on the L4D2 discussion forums
Arcriden Aug 17 @ 7:41am 
realize you're f***ed then take out your shotgun and kill yourself
Hack Titan Aug 17 @ 7:43am 
Originally posted by Arcriden:
realize you're f***ed then take out your shotgun and kill yourself:jarate:
Last edited by Hack Titan; Aug 17 @ 7:44am
Dr Chaos MK Aug 17 @ 8:11am 
Originally posted by ~Ren~:
Say morning sexy and grab that brown paper bag again then have another shower! :D:
L.O.L i 100% agree. If the water was still running. Water service could be down during a zombie outbreak.
Originally posted by Airborne:
make shi't posts on the L4D2 discussion forums
What is worst? This thread? Or all the vote kick complaining threads?
Originally posted by Arcriden:
realize you're f***ed then take out your shotgun and kill yourself:jarate:
DO NOT GIVE UP ! Let's take another approach. Take out a pistol. Use a pillow with the pistol. Use it as a silencer to kill the Spitter. And if you can, tie up the femBoomer & the Witch. There might not be options to take it down without covering yourself in vomit. And you do not want to shoot a LOUD shotgun to try crowning that Witch. Grab whatever supplies you can. Find family and / or friends. Then try to survive.
MunkeyThrust Aug 17 @ 8:14am 
Smoke a cigarette and recharge for another go.
[†]Munkee_King[†] Aug 17 @ 1:39pm 
Originally posted by MunkeyThrust:
Smoke a cigarette and recharge for another go.

You are my hero.
[†]Munkee_King[†] Aug 17 @ 1:39pm 
But if we can pick one.. can we get the witch from the comic? They atleast had somewhat of a body shape.. not just a walking skeleton. lol.
Lerox Aug 17 @ 1:50pm 
I have an idea...but its highly complicated:Die. well,I´d prefer a witch.Try to make the best out of it...
Lucariolu Aug 17 @ 2:15pm 
grab some pillz
Aug 17 @ 2:24pm 
Originally posted by lucariolu:
grab some pillz
What kind of pills? Pain pills, or did you mean Viagra pills? I only use Viagra when I hunter jump on Zoey!
Red Eclipse Aug 17 @ 2:56pm 
You stop, and take a good hard look at your life. And then you cry.

Oh you meant an ACTUAL spitter/witch/boomette? Oh... What you banging a zombie for fool? :P
[†]Munkee_King[†] Aug 17 @ 2:59pm 
OH GOD! I thought it was adrenaline! Dammit munkeythrust! You lied to me again!
tomk1 Aug 17 @ 3:17pm 
I suppose the bride-witch, if you can't bet them join them. Spoiler:(afterall you're allready infected)
/FemBoomer as there'll be too many uninvited guests.
/Spitter as be like getting off with a lead acid battery.
Magenta Mage Aug 17 @ 10:09pm 
Witch: Well with my mods she looks like a sexy nurse, so put on another condom, wake her ♥♥♥ up and go again.
Spitter: The mods make her look like a Xenomorph, so take a shotgun and KA-BLAM. Then check chest for baby aliens.
Boomette: Mods make her a Mcdonalds employee, so wipe the vomit off myself, pump that fat lady full of bullets, leave that house and never go back, then go through the process of leaving past life behind because of what you've done. Step 1. change name to something else, step 2 never mention anything before the process began around anybody, step 3 forget everything before you began step 1, and if anyone asks you if you banged a Boomette, kill them and repeat process.
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