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homer d'oh star wars omistaa sovelluksen Left 4 Dead

7.3.2014 klo 20.44

You want it aye?

OKAY GUYS AND GIRLS!, Whoever makes a really funny joke, gets a free copy MUST BE REALLY FUNNY, only 1 trie btw, so yeah

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Ragnz

7.3.2014 klo 21.44

How do you drown a blonde? You glue a penny to the bottom of a pool!! Lmfaaoo!!

homer d'oh star wars omistaa sovelluksen Left 4 Dead

7.3.2014 klo 22.25

i don't get that one....

homer d'oh star wars omistaa sovelluksen Left 4 Dead

7.3.2014 klo 22.25

MAybe another joke

static_anachromatic omistaa sovelluksen Left 4 Dead

8.3.2014 klo 1.53

"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any." XD

homer d'oh star wars omistaa sovelluksen Left 4 Dead

8.3.2014 klo 3.16

xD, you win

homer d'oh star wars omistaa sovelluksen Left 4 Dead

8.3.2014 klo 3.21

This Joke Competition thing is now over, MartDrummer WINS!!!

static_anachromatic omistaa sovelluksen Left 4 Dead

8.3.2014 klo 3.22

Spidey

8.3.2014 klo 4.31

Ragnz lähetti viestin:
How do you drown a blonde? You glue a penny to the bottom of a pool!! Lmfaaoo!!

I got it. lol thing is this applies to blond guys too in todays age.
So no sexual discrimination there then :)

FURRYDISEMBOWELER74 omistaa sovelluksen Left 4 Dead

8.3.2014 klo 10.52

It's winter, the animals lack of food in the forrest so the lion has to make a decision what to do so he calls all of them to explain his decision. "Now, the situation is really complicated, we are out of food and to solve it, we are forced to eat eachother, but before we do so, I'm giving the oportunity to eachone to survive. Search for jokes, tomorrow, everyone will tell his joke and if someone doesn't laugh at his joke, we will eat the person telling it." As the day was ending, the animals started searching all over the libraries, wikipedia, google, youtube, EVERYWHERE. As the new day started, all of the animals reunited at the center of the forrest and started telling jokes, and then comes the turn of the rabit. As he tells his joke, everyone laughs his ass off at his joke except for the giraffe, he stood like a dumb ♥♥♥♥ staring with no facial expression. The lion said to the rabit - "I'm sorry, but the giraffe didn't laugh so we'll have to eat you :(" and he cut his throat with a knife. As the next animal comes to the stage and starts telling his joke, before he has a chance to finish, the giraffe falls into a hysterical laugh so the lion asked - "Whats the matter? Whats so funny?" and he replied - "I understood the rabit's joke!"

Or if you didn't understand it as its a Bulgarian type of a joke, here are 3 random ones:

How can you know if your sister is in her period? If your dad's ♥♥♥♥ has blood on it.

2 muffins are sitting in an oven. 1 muffin says "Damn' it sure is hot in here!" and the other replies "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Son trows an orange at the trashcan
Mom - Why did you trow it??
Son - It was rotten, what did you want me to do? Suck its juice?
Mom - Well your dad is rotten as well but i suck him don't I?

Oke.

Viimeisin muokkaaja on FURRYDISEMBOWELER74; 8.3.2014 klo 10.59

ChasedGod

8.3.2014 klo 10.58

Dad:"you want to hear a joke son?"
Son:"Sure dad, whats the joke?"
Dad:"Puss'y"
Son:"I don't get it Dad..."
Dad:"i know you don't..."

Viimeisin muokkaaja on ChasedGod; 8.3.2014 klo 10.58

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homer d'oh star wars omistaa sovelluksen Left 4 Dead

8.3.2014 klo 14.30

Son: Remember when i killed a honey bee, and you said "no honey for you this week!"
Dad: Yeah, what about it?
Son: And when i killed a butterfly and you said "no Butter for you this week"
Dad: What Are you tryin' to say?
Son: Mum just killed a cockaroach, Should i spill it for her?
Dad: ...

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