Typical awp user troll Mar 18 @ 1:44pm
What if...
What if one day you wake up in Pandora and you see several screaming midgets running at you, and you look to the side and all you see is a stock pistol with 1 bullet left. What would you do?
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Moose Knuckles Mar 18 @ 1:45pm 
I would walk outside and feel the grass between my toes and the air through my hair.
bubbacho Mar 18 @ 1:46pm 
Ventilate my coconut :)
Letsfail Mar 18 @ 1:51pm 
Geronimo is the way to victory!
MTB-Fritz Mar 18 @ 1:51pm 
I d shot the first Midget reaching me then go ahead and club them to death with the pistol :)
A. Blade Mar 18 @ 1:53pm 
Go into deception, slash them to pieces and headshot the last midget leaving me with nothing but satisfaction.
xX_Darp :3(MLG)_Xx Mar 18 @ 2:29pm 
Make sure i have cheat engine installed and i could add some bullets.
#420YoloBlazeSweg Mar 18 @ 3:26pm 
Gunzerk, regen ammo and then kill the little f*ckers :D
=T$E= Captain Iglo Mar 18 @ 3:35pm 
Waiting for them to punch me down to low cap health...then when they just think they killed me get my buzz axe out and fakk up sum' midgets.
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Pork Hunt Mar 18 @ 3:40pm 
midget lover
Jiggles Mar 18 @ 3:46pm 
Who needs bullets when Deathtrap can liquify them for me?
fudoshinkan Mar 18 @ 4:13pm 
I would jump on them like mario
ShinkuTear Mar 18 @ 4:33pm 
Midgets, or Midgets with weapons?

If just Midgets, I'd make use of the fact that I am a fully grown person, and that I stand at over 6 feet tall, and I'd probly kick them around.

If they are armed... I'd haul my butt out of there, find a bit more ammo, and pop those suckers in the head.
Last edited by ShinkuTear; Mar 18 @ 4:33pm
A. Blade Mar 18 @ 4:51pm 
You could also let claptrap annoy them to death.
NewTroll Mar 18 @ 4:52pm 
Plan B.
dARE Mar 18 @ 4:52pm 
"Tossin' the little lady!"
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