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Who do you think Moxxi will end up with next?
My guess is Mister Torgue. ...Unless he's gay. Or possibly because of it...
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Her second husband was gay, so why not Hammerlock?
What about claptrap? :)
Terramorphous, because tentacles n ♥♥♥♥.
Who was Moxxi's second husband again?
Also, Mister Torgue gay? He's not really Rock Hudson, I'm just saying. :)
Pretty sure Moxxi's been with everyone already.
Salvadore. He seems stupid enough. And probably not anyone after that considering how old she is. She spends a year indulging him, breaks his heart, does her stanky strip tease routines again for a couple years, and finally passes from old age. Though to give her credit, she's probably the first person to actually die from natural causes on Pandora.
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Who was Moxxi's second husband again?
Mister Shank
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Salvadore. He seems stupid enough. And probably not anyone after that considering how old she is. She spends a year indulging him, breaks his heart, does her stanky strip tease routines again for a couple years, and finally passes from old age. Though to give her credit, she's probably the first person to actually die from natural causes on Pandora.

Yeah, besides that, dual-wielding might come in handy :D
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Salvadore. He seems stupid enough. And probably not anyone after that considering how old she is. She spends a year indulging him, breaks his heart, does her stanky strip tease routines again for a couple years, and finally passes from old age. Though to give her credit, she's probably the first person to actually die from natural causes on Pandora.

Yeah, besides that, dual-wielding might come in handy :D

Bazinga!
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Yeah, besides that, dual-wielding might come in handy :D

Bazinga!
Eww, mental images. "Gunzerking" takes on whole new meanings.
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Salvadore. He seems stupid enough. And probably not anyone after that considering how old she is. She spends a year indulging him, breaks his heart, does her stanky strip tease routines again for a couple years, and finally passes from old age. Though to give her credit, she's probably the first person to actually die from natural causes on Pandora.

Couple years? She's close to 60, she's not going to die of old age for at least another 20 years.
Also, Salvadore probably is smarter than Brick in the first game.
Remember, Brick in the first game was known for barely being able to read and write.
I doubt Salvadore's steroid addled brain is that bad.
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Her second husband was gay, so why not Hammerlock?
Was he? Why? Only because he had a (presumed love) relationship with Chaz? Maybe Shank was bisexual?

But my guess is also Mr. Torgue
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jeffy (Yasaklı) 15 Şub 2014 @ 12:27 
if you didnt notice Moxxi only likes some of the vault hunters
from the torge dlc putting up the posters mission

moxxi says stuff about the posters when putting them up
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Her second husband was gay, so why not Hammerlock?
Was he? Why? Only because he had a (presumed love) relationship with Chaz? Maybe Shank was bisexual?

But my guess is also Mr. Torgue
Probably Shank was bi-sexual, if not, Moxxi's marriage was one of conveince. :)
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