NeoVid Feb 14 @ 10:37pm
Who do you think Moxxi will end up with next?
My guess is Mister Torgue. ...Unless he's gay. Or possibly because of it...
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dARE Feb 14 @ 11:43pm 
Her second husband was gay, so why not Hammerlock?
Festive Cute Kyoko Feb 15 @ 12:05am 
with me
Steak Feb 15 @ 12:15am 
Butt Stallion
Atticus Finch Feb 15 @ 12:31am 
What about claptrap? :)
WaxxFetish Feb 15 @ 2:02am 
Terramorphous, because tentacles n ♥♥♥♥.
davidb11 Feb 15 @ 3:08am 
Who was Moxxi's second husband again?
Also, Mister Torgue gay? He's not really Rock Hudson, I'm just saying. :)
Revon Feb 15 @ 5:21am 
Pretty sure Moxxi's been with everyone already.
NewTroll Feb 15 @ 5:28am 
Salvadore. He seems stupid enough. And probably not anyone after that considering how old she is. She spends a year indulging him, breaks his heart, does her stanky strip tease routines again for a couple years, and finally passes from old age. Though to give her credit, she's probably the first person to actually die from natural causes on Pandora.
dARE Feb 15 @ 6:59am 
Originally posted by davidb11:
Who was Moxxi's second husband again?
Mister Shank
WaxxFetish Feb 15 @ 7:00am 
Originally posted by NewTroll:
Salvadore. He seems stupid enough. And probably not anyone after that considering how old she is. She spends a year indulging him, breaks his heart, does her stanky strip tease routines again for a couple years, and finally passes from old age. Though to give her credit, she's probably the first person to actually die from natural causes on Pandora.

Yeah, besides that, dual-wielding might come in handy :D
NewTroll Feb 15 @ 7:02am 
Originally posted by WaxxFetish:
Originally posted by NewTroll:
Salvadore. He seems stupid enough. And probably not anyone after that considering how old she is. She spends a year indulging him, breaks his heart, does her stanky strip tease routines again for a couple years, and finally passes from old age. Though to give her credit, she's probably the first person to actually die from natural causes on Pandora.

Yeah, besides that, dual-wielding might come in handy :D

Bazinga!
|x|Sirius|x| Feb 15 @ 7:05am 
Originally posted by NewTroll:
Originally posted by WaxxFetish:

Yeah, besides that, dual-wielding might come in handy :D

Bazinga!
Eww, mental images. "Gunzerking" takes on whole new meanings.
davidb11 Feb 15 @ 11:21am 
Originally posted by NewTroll:
Salvadore. He seems stupid enough. And probably not anyone after that considering how old she is. She spends a year indulging him, breaks his heart, does her stanky strip tease routines again for a couple years, and finally passes from old age. Though to give her credit, she's probably the first person to actually die from natural causes on Pandora.

Couple years? She's close to 60, she's not going to die of old age for at least another 20 years.
Also, Salvadore probably is smarter than Brick in the first game.
Remember, Brick in the first game was known for barely being able to read and write.
I doubt Salvadore's steroid addled brain is that bad.
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belphegore Feb 15 @ 12:15pm 
Originally posted by dARE:
Her second husband was gay, so why not Hammerlock?
Was he? Why? Only because he had a (presumed love) relationship with Chaz? Maybe Shank was bisexual?

But my guess is also Mr. Torgue
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deltajt (Banned) Feb 15 @ 12:27pm 
if you didnt notice Moxxi only likes some of the vault hunters
from the torge dlc putting up the posters mission

moxxi says stuff about the posters when putting them up
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