Posted: March 31
Review on 2 PARTS
1 FIRST PART 'BOUT THE GAME
2 PART 'My owm Psycho Thoughts'(Readers Beware)
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Nasty, smelly, wriggly, Mr. Witchety man!
Why my shoes? Plenty of other shoes out there! Why mine?
Witchetty, witchetty, witchetty, witchetty!
Bones, bad bones, black bones, lazy bones!
Going to get his head juice see how he likes it, that's what I'm going to do.
I bet he's wriggling around here someplace all white and fat and full of head juice.
I can't face another night without my shoes. I don't know why they have to take them away.
Them bones, them bones, them dry bones.
Stop it, all shouting at once.
Ah come here boy, good boy.
Witchetty, witchetty man!
Where's a good boy? Where’s a good boy.
Head juices, head juices!
I said stop getting smaller.
Where is the chorizo salad?
Dog legs, dog legs, fetch, fetch, good boy, there's a good boy.
More champagne, anybody?
Dog legs, dog legs!
Sardines, red salmon, crawfish.
Only one way out!
Only 2 dollars 99, only 2 dollars 99!
Going to be sick, don't want to be sick, going to be sick, don't want to be sick!
Going to the park on Sunday, park on Sunday, going, park!
Go away, I don't want to talk to you, go away.
No, no, no, won't listen, don't want to, I don't.
Baby, I'm so sorry, I never meant to..
I don't believe any of you, you go away, go away.
I can smell the roses, can you smell the roses?
Can you feel him on you're skin? All cold and dead?
Big surprise, that's what they said, big surprise!
Get it out; get it out my damn head.
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, once I caught a fish alive.
Head is so tight Fug can't think straight.
Fug's mouth dry and sore, need red, foamy salty goo!
Hello? Hello? Who talking to Fug?
Now, here, ooh.
You think we should run away, but Mr. Starkweather said Fug must stay.
Big surprise that is what they said, big surprise!
Flies go away; you always want to follow Fug.
I said go away flies. Your buzz, make Fug head all fuzz.
Fly in Fug's ear ha, ha.
Fug is here, Fug is here.
Breaking bones, breaking face.
Shut up, shut up.
I don't care if those ungrateful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s hate the borsht, they can damn well dump it.
1, 2, buckle Fug's shoe, 3, 4 cut up a ♥♥♥♥♥.
So many voices!
What time do you call this to come stumbling home.
Stupid, drunken, two-timing, lazy, worthless, unfit father!
I drive him to it; he can't help the way he is.
I just wouldn't shut up. Nag nag nag, he had no choice but to beat me to death with that crowbar.
Girl's where are you girls, don't be afraid of your daddy.
Raspberry waffles, strawberry waffles, blueberry waffles.
Come on honey just breathe, I'm sorry honey.
Men, sick selfish ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s, always putting their ♥♥♥♥♥ first!
Getting drunk, ♥♥♥♥ing ♥♥♥♥♥s, neglecting his family!
She just pushed him too far, he was drunk.
You ♥♥♥♥♥♥ two timing ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
Oh I want to touch them, touch, touch, touch!
He's probably screwing one of the caterers upstairs.
Elizabeth, come over here.
I'm sorry Mrs. Starkweather. Our guest seems to have locked himself in the wash room.
Oh you must meet the Cunningham’s.
Of all the nights to have the AC break down!
Sometimes I wonder why I invite all these ungrateful idiots at all.
Please let the mousse hold out, I should have ordered a cooler.
Spilled red wine on the Persian!
I don't know what the Cunningham’s will think... sigh... oh well.
Well everything is going swimmingly.
Everything's going OK, thank god, even the caterers seem to have their heads screwed on.
I believe you've met everyone.
Red, need red, Fug like red!
Dear me where is that woman when you want her?
Darling! They're playing our tune.
Why I look divine? I thank you so much; it was just something I threw together.
There he is, wriggling his squiggly witchetty ♥♥♥.
Hey everybody he came.
Hey who are you? Hold on ain’t those my shoes?
Hey, wait a minute!
He's over there and he's got my shoes on!
Big bones, big, big bones!
Kids, kids, come out its okay.
Peek-a-boo, I see you.
Hello, Hello, Hello.
I can see him; he's loosing all his petals.
Fug going to Fug you up!
Oh my stars, you look simply divine.
Kids call the sheriff daddy's been drinking again.
That ♥♥♥♥ has finally kicked you out huh?
Fug, see ♥♥♥♥♥♥ man!
Kids your daddy has finally come home, he must be finished ♥♥♥♥ing that ♥♥♥♥♥.
Barry you're home, I was worried to death.
Here he is stinking of drinking and that woman.
Caught red handed canoodling with that ♥♥♥♥♥.
I can't really blame her, but you.
Have you no shame?
That ♥♥♥♥ has finally kicked you out, hah?
Who said that? I don't care for open criticism I'll have you know.
I see you.
Woohoo, witchetty man
There's the monster. Get him!
There you are!
He's over here, come on I'll introduce you to everybody.
We got you, we got you.
Are those my shoes?
Oh you are popular aren't you?
There's always the best socialising in the kitchen.
Everybody here ok for drinks and nibbles?
There's a good boy, dog legs.
Hey, who are you? Hold on, aren't those my shoes?
Dinners nearly ready to be served!
Come on chop, chop, there's plenty to get through.
Oh, time for Fug to play doctor!
Time to play? Time to play! Fug coming!
Come on make more noise, make more noise.
I heard you, you nasty wriggly witchety man.
I know the sound of my own shoes ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Hey I hear my shoes, my shoes!
Was that a wiggle my witchetty man?
Where are my shoes? Where are my damn shoes?
Come to papa.
Who said that?
Somebody at the door!
Grubbily grubbily, grubbily, wriggly, squiggly witchety man!
You think Fug stupid?
Fug want to go, promise to break him!
Coming, ready or not!
Fug know where you are!
I'm a ready body.
Something else Fug smell funny, no not Fug.
That new toy?
I'm warning you, you drunk, stop trying to freak me out.
I'm tired of you're drunken games honey come to bed, huh.
I don't like these games, honey; you're starting to scare me.
You better not have brought that ♥♥♥♥ back here.
Not under this roof, and not in front of the kids.
Oh, you've been with her again haven't you?
Barry, is that you? Are you drunk again?
I'm a rabid bunny!
Fly and Fug here!
We're all dying to hear your amusing anecdotes.
I know where you've been Barry; I know you've been at that ♥♥♥♥♥’s house again.
Kid's I think you're father's home.
Is that you trying to sneak into this house? Drunk again?
I can hear you, fumbling around the back door like a drunk bum.
Kids, go upstairs, I think your dad's home.
Kids, come out kids, its ok, it's safe now, I promise it's safe.
Stay right there, I'll be right over darling.
Was that the door?
More guests now?
Oh what now?
I beg your pardon?
I beg you pardon?
You'll have to excuse me.