Indsendt: 27. februar
A fantastic game with an incomprehensibly engaging story. Several times whilst playing I looked down at my lower body and discovered a large erection. You may think, "wtf does that have to do with a game?" well, first allow me to say I get erections very easily. Not only that, but my ♥♥♥♥♥ is 6.5 inches fully erect (srry ladies i am only attracted to caterpillars and Tommy Wiseau) Anyways, what I'm eluding to is this game is fantastic. You play as one of several origin stories ranging from a poor midget, to a hippy gypsy, to a lord. Of course, which you pick is entirely up to you, but who the ♥♥♥♥ wants to play as a dwarf or elf? Seriously, wtf. Isn't that kind of like wanting to be an elephant or some ♥♥♥♥? Anways, once you pick an origin, the story begins.
First you get a brief summary of the world you live in through the origin story, you enter the world as a recruit to a fabled group called the "Grey Wardens" which kind of sounds like some elderly book club, but is actually a bunch of badass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥s who kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of creatures known as "Darkspawn". If anyone claims these are spoilers, they are silly ♥♥♥♥♥ lips who apparently watched no trailer, read nothing on the game, yet still purchased it.
Overall, this game is truthfully my favourite game of all time, and it well worth every penny it costs. Unless you're extremely homophobic, in which case you should probably just off yourself anyways.