Geplaatst: 27 mei
Wallet vaccum 2015 is a unique simulation game where you are given a list of hundreds of 12 year olds' birthday parties with a maximum of 24 guests allowed and you get to pick which one to go to! Remember, don't play well, but pay well as you are given very interesting and informative facts about your mother's social life and the size of your crotch from intellectual children wearing their student loans as digital representations of hats. But hold on there, tiger, there's so much more! This here is a team game with 9 classes. Your team mates will pick very strategic combos such as: pyro, pyro, pyro, pyro, scout, scout, scout, soldier, pyro, demoman, pyro, engineer, pyro, soldier, pyro, and defenitely not medic because why heal when you can squeal (yes, the E button to call for heals). "But why does this matter when I can dance the conga in the spawn?" good question my boy! You don't have to leave the spawn! This is called setting up the Armaments Fun Kamp (also known as the AFK) where you can trade, taunt, and even just join and leave your keyboard to show how much you love using up space on a server. Plus, you too can witness the decorative atmosphere known as "capture points" and "intelligence briefcases" that are placed in very important places on the map for you to stare at, but don't touch! As best said by xXx_W0lF_xXx "Why get the objective when you can get kills?" A modern wiseman he is. You can complete your wallet vacuum experience by opening a "crate o' ♥♥♥♥" which is literally $2.49 to ride an emotional rollercoaster which ends in disappointment and a gun that was good the month before you received it. But that's ok! You can make your pathetic peashooter interesting by purchasing a nametag and conjuring up creative nomenclature for it such as "noob punisher" and "looks like ur dead lel Xd". So what are you waiting for? Grab your lighter and all the dollar bills you can find because this is an offer you don't want to miss out on! I definitely didn't play over 1,000 hours of this! I swear! I totally didn't buy any of these hats I'm talking about! I.... I uh... ♥♥♥♥. 11/10 credit card still has scorch marks.