Short TF2 Story I Made
Zobiko The Space Pirate
Made this myself.
(Zobiko was inspired by a steam user that I played with when Dr. Grordbort first came to TF2, so full credit to the idea goes to whoever he is now)
Zobiko, the almighty space pirate captain of the galaxy, was enjoying a nice cup of the planet Earth's finest coffee while staring out of his window.
A considerably large, orange planet flew past his view.
That must mean...
"Captain. Captain, are you there?" The intercom spoke.
"Yes, what is it you require?" Zobiko replied.
"I wanted to inform you that we will be landing on Earth very shortly. Where is the destination of the landing?"
"It will be in the Badlands, three miles away from the Mann Co. shipping headquarters."
Zobiko had been in such deep thought he almost forgot why he was going to Earth. His supply of weaponry was running low, and he needed to restock. Luckily, Mann Co. was nice enough to supply him with everything he ever needed.
He was now returning after thirty years, ready to see what new weapons were awaiting for him.
After an hour, Zobiko and his crew were finally walking on Earth ground. It was a little hard getting used to Earth's gravity, but they were used to sudden gravity changes.
They walked, and walked, and walked to the nearest Mann Co. Shipping headquarters. Zobiko didn't feel like walking to all three of them.
When it finally came into view, they all saw bullets, gunfire, rockets, grenades, and fire flying all over the place.
"Are they fighting again?" Zobiko said aloud. None of the crew knew if he was talking to them or himself, so they didn't answer.
They ran the rest of the way to find that the RED and BLU teams, or what Zobiko had heard they were called, were battling hundreds of robots, coming from a gigantic rover nearby.
"What in great stars is going on here?!" He yelled at a BLU Spy.
"There is a man named Gray Mann trying to destroy Mann Co., and we're trying to stop him." the Blu Spy said, before cloaking and heading off.
Destroy Mann Co.?
Zobiko didn't need to be told the next time. He ordered for his crew to return to ship and do not leave until he has came back.
Zobiko then took out his trusty sidearm, and joined in the defense.
If you would like to re-enact this scene, the Zobiko set is this:
Cow Mangler (Optional)
World Traveler's Hat (Can be obtained by purchasing a map stamp (ANY stamp) in the Mann Co. store for the first time)
Mutton Chops and Pipe