AWPer Hand

[Tavek]

I Search for someone who got the AWP

[Mucinex]

This isn't a trading forum.

[Tavek]

I don't care...

[Wanderer(Retired)]

Then you may get banned from this discussion area. Read the rules.

[cause]

Buy Counter Strike. I here they have AWPs there for everyone! Yes even you!

[NØ LØV∑ D∑∑P W∏B]

The only reason I can think of to use an awper hand is that it might have a wider field of vision without the giant cartoonish scope that I hate so much on the default sniper? May be a gun like this (http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/139800.jpg) could be added which just blocks the entire right hand side of the screen.

Like seriously, what were they thinking? Every time I use the regular sniper rifle to try to no scope all it takes is for someone to the right of me to crouch and sneak up to me and then point blank me in the dingus. Bazaar Bargain is the best scopeable primary weapon for no-scoping, but I suck at head shots so I always use Sydney Sleeper because of the fast charge time.

But really what is the benefit of an awper hand? You get to say you spent hours online trading electronic items with strangers just to get an item that is rare because it was given to people for free if they loved counter strike so much that they spent $60 on it before it was released?

...

IMO earbuds are less derpy, because even if you're a mac fanboy you're like "My fashion sense forces me to express the fact that in real life I might listen to music or podcasts or at the very least an audiobook version of the King James Bible" which is slightly more interesting as a fashion statement when compared to "I have the rarest, most fashionable electronic stalker/murderer weapon."

Really I wish Valve would add a terrorist or counter terrorist to "poker night at the inventory" just to drive down the value of these things. When I log on to a trade server in the middle of the night I want to hear 20 something redneck dudes ♥♥♥♥♥ing about how awper hand's value is "broken" and Valve just "arbitrarily unbalanced the mannconomy just to satisfy people who are new to the game." I want to hear someone chewing a donut as they talk about how lame competitive play is, and how tf2 is a broken game now that their awper hand is the same price as a strange Tomislav.

I want TF2 to lose the Genuine Awper Hand fanbase to big game hunter for for the ps3.