If you were in TF2...

[Captain Toast]

What would your loadout and abilities be? Mine would be this:
Primary: Assualt rifle
Secondary: Pistol (shares with engie and scout)
Melee: Steel Pipe
Health: 125
Speed: 100% (As fast as an engie, spy, sniper and pyro. The demo goes a tiny bit slower and the medic goes a tiny bit faster, both are barely noticable. If you can't determine the percentage, just say the class to say how fast you go)
Abilities: Alt fire: Shove, causing 10 damage and knocking them back

What would yours be?

[Captain Toast]

What's yours?

[Joey Swashbuckle]

Hmm, custom class ideas, eh? I'll give it a shot.

Primary: SMG
Secondary: choking wire (a potentially non-lethal alternative to the Spy's knife; can be countered)
Health: 100
Speed: 106% (as fast as the Medic)
Ability: can place a timed explosive about as powerful as a crocket, but can only be used once per life AND remains invisible when out of direct light

So almost like the Spy, but not quite.

[MentallyillGamer(Kaddam)]

(Meet) Dam187
fast as the Pyro and my health is 187.
Primary: Shield (Alt Fire: Throw Shield-12 damage hit with knockback 5+ health when on enemy in air) Shield blocks all damage by bullets. Projectiles do 10 damage & melees do 3 Damage.
Secondary: Burst Fire Shotgun (6 clips, 2 shells each, 6 shells per burst fire) I recieve super reload speed because of Burst fire. 1 single Burst fire kills like shotgun for Soldier.
Uniformer: A device that turns me into an enemy with all their abilities (useless because I don't teamkill but perfect as a spy, but better because I actually shoot the weapons). Unfortunately I can't use my primary or secondary while using the uniformer & after words both are replaced by the weapons of the enemy I disguise as. I can only use the Uniformer once per match.
Melee: Chain (I use it to whip at opponent unless I use the Uniformer. Under the uniformer I can only use it to choke an enemy and only if I sneak up from behind.)

Conditions: There are no vintage or strange Uniformer or Burstfire Shotgun. You are allowed a Festive Burstfire Shotgun, but its exactly just like the normal one except it has christmas lights.

Strange Shield when lvled up increases the knockback only when Alt fire is used and the final lvl steals the charge ability from Demoman's Splendid Spleen Shield.

Head gear: Backwards Baseball Cap, Bandanna Mask, Sunglasses

Misc: Ipod with buds

My melee will upgrade: first achievement item is Ball & Chain (there is a metal ball on Chain-strange adds knockback) followed by Mace (samething only ball has spikes-strange adds bleed for 6 seconds). Their taunts is you swing the chain over your head in a circle.

Blade & Chain (There is a knife connected instead of Ball) Taunt grants you tempory ability to fly (enough to float straight up i.e. the grate in 2fort).
Hook & Chain (is a premium on item. Its taunt gives you the ability to latch onto ledges and climb up to them i.e. Battlements in 2fort)

[Mucinex]

Първоначално публикувано от The Crit-Magnet Brony:

Hmm, custom class ideas, eh? I'll give it a shot.

Primary: SMG
Secondary: choking wire (a potentially non-lethal alternative to the Spy's knife; can be countered)
Health: 100
Speed: 106% (as fast as the Medic)
Ability: can place a timed explosive about as powerful as a crocket, but can only be used once per life AND remains invisible when out of direct light

So almost like the Spy, but not quite.

whatthechrist

[humblehooper02]

hm ok

primary: duel SHOTGUNS
secondary: lighter+ dynomite (for throwing)
melee: sledge hammer (like the pyros homewrecker)
health: 100
speed: 100 (like spys)
ability: can go fast and get more damage for 10 seconds (you have to take damage in order to charge up the ability)

[TN]

If I were there I would run like a baby with soiled diaper.

As cool as those characters are, they are still crazed gunmen and the only smart individuals there are Spy and Engineer, and they are also crazed killmen.

:V

[MentallyillGamer(Kaddam)]

Първоначално публикувано от TNinja SM Party House:

If I were there I would run like a baby with soiled diaper.

As cool as those characters are, they are still crazed gunmen and the only smart individuals there are Spy and Engineer, and they are also crazed killmen.

:V

So you'd be the crazy mascot like Bullseye in Super MNC and run around while people chase you and shoot you to earn free hats for TF2.

[Joey Swashbuckle]

Първоначално публикувано от TNinja SM Party House:

If I were there I would run like a baby with soiled diaper.

As cool as those characters are, they are still crazed gunmen and the only smart individuals there are Spy and Engineer, and they are also crazed killmen.

:V

Actually, the Heavy is an intellectual, too. He has a PhD in Russian Literature. Lets also not forget the Medic- he may no longer have his medical license, but he's still a genius, albeit a crazy one.

So as far as we're concerned, the Heavy, Engineer, and Medic are technically the smartest.

[PinkStorm777]

Lets see:
My dream class is a battle sniper spy...

Primary: magnum/ Handcannon (fires 60% slower then pistols but deals as much damage as enforces and is more acurate)
Secondary: Crossbow (can scope in, only has 5 shots)
Melee: Electric Guitar, which shocks and dazzes enemy on hit
Health: 130
Speed: 103
Ability: Instead of dying fake body is dropped in place of your own, you are given 5 seconds of cloak followed by 5 seconds of immunity before dying.

He'd be an asian hitman.

[MentallyillGamer(Kaddam)]

I still think my Dam187 class is the greatest.

[Captain Toast]

Първоначално публикувано от DAM187TOP:

I still think my Dam187 class is the greatest.

Of course you do, it's yours, therefore you like it

[PackmanJohnny]

Първоначално публикувано от The Crit-Magnet Brony:

Първоначално публикувано от TNinja SM Party House:

If I were there I would run like a baby with soiled diaper.

As cool as those characters are, they are still crazed gunmen and the only smart individuals there are Spy and Engineer, and they are also crazed killmen.

:V

Actually, the Heavy is an intellectual, too. He has a PhD in Russian Literature. Lets also not forget the Medic- he may no longer have his medical license, but he's still a genius, albeit a crazy one.

So as far as we're concerned, the Heavy, Engineer, and Medic are technically the smartest.

theres also nothing wrong with snipers intelligence. demo seems ok too.....

DeathBlade:

Health 100000
Weapon: MK16 SCAR-L
melee: Saxton Hales fists
crit potential: all th e time
secondary: duel-wield sawed-off shotguns with permanent crits
special ability: I can call down an airstrike to wipe everyone who is not covered by a building of some sort

lmao somebody in this thread was gonna say this...may as well be me.

[Obi-Wan Cannoli]

Mine would be something like
The Hacker
Health: 125
Speed: same as Pyro, Sniper, Spy
Primary: Pistol
Secondary: Stun Gun
Melee: Crowbar
PDA: Laptop
Building: Signal Scrambler
Special abilities: Use the Scrambler to disable an Engineer building and then the Laptop to hack and take control of it. the hacking takes 30 seconds and is cancelled if the character is disturbed in any way.

[MentallyillGamer(Kaddam)]

Първоначално публикувано от FPS Derpy:

Първоначално публикувано от DAM187TOP:

I still think my Dam187 class is the greatest.

Of course you do, it's yours, therefore you like it

Well thanks for pointing out the obvious. What else do you want to tell me? The Sky is Blue, Heavy likes Sandwich, Water is wet, Valve likes hats.

[Captain Toast]

Първоначално публикувано от DAM187TOP:

Първоначално публикувано от FPS Derpy:

Първоначално публикувано от DAM187TOP:

I still think my Dam187 class is the greatest.

Of course you do, it's yours, therefore you like it

Well thanks for pointing out the obvious. What else do you want to tell me? The Sky is Blue, Heavy likes Sandwich, Water is wet, Valve likes hats.

Maybe...