Springely #FlyerThanMost Jul 15, 2013 @ 4:11am
Official TF2 Roleplay Thread
All right guys, let's start this up. Basically, a TF2 Simulator. So it's now a virtual hat simulator of a hat simulator.

*On trade_minecraft*
*Is the Heavy*
*Crouches toward you*
*Throws Sandvich*

"Good times!"
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R0411 Jul 15, 2013 @ 4:46am 
*Is Gibus Scout*
*Bats you to death*
*Taunts after kill*
The Wild West Pyro Jul 15, 2013 @ 5:19am 
*Is Old Guadalajara Pyro*
* On Upward*
* Shoots you with Scorch Shot*
* You fall off cliff*
Springely #FlyerThanMost Jul 15, 2013 @ 6:09am 
Originally posted by Ronin:
*Is Gibus Scout*
*Bats you to death*
*Taunts after kill*

*Turns into CoD Tryhard*
*Yells into microphone*
"FREAKING F2PERS, WHY ARE THEY EVEN ON TRADE SERVERS"
*Goes Rage Heavy*

Originally posted by The Wild West Pyro:
*Is Old Guadalajara Pyro*
* On Upward*
* Shoots you with Scorch Shot*
* You fall off cliff*

*Uses mic*
"Hey guys, can someone take out the Pyro who keeps knocking people off the cliff?"
"Alright, I'm Soldier, can someone help me clear out this building? They're already setting up a sentry."
>Expecting team coordination
☆Patchouli Knowledge☆ Jul 15, 2013 @ 6:14am 
*is MLG pro sniper*
*headshots airblasting pyro*
G'DAY TO YOU, MATE
Heavykiin Jul 15, 2013 @ 6:24am 
*Heavy(kiin) sitting by blu spawn*
*pootis pow's a F2P Scout*
"POOTIS POW! HAHA!"
*yells in mic*
"WTF YOU HACKER YOU INSTANT KILLED ME AS A HEAVY!!!!1!!"
"GOOD TIMES!"

☆Patchouli Knowledge☆ Jul 15, 2013 @ 6:31am 
Originally posted by Heavykiin:
*Heavy(kiin) sitting by blu spawn*
*pootis pow's a F2P Scout*
"POOTIS POW! HAHA!"
*yells in mic*
"WTF YOU HACKER YOU INSTANT KILLED ME AS A HEAVY!!!!1!!"
"GOOD TIMES!"

:dsham:
*headshots Heavy(kiin)*
*taunts after kill*
*micspams Cirno's Perfect Math Class*
LoL U M8D M8?!?!?!!!!!
The Wild West Pyro Jul 15, 2013 @ 6:53am 
*Knocks Heavy off cliff*
*Dominates Spy for tenth time.*
Springely #FlyerThanMost Jul 15, 2013 @ 7:08am 
"Come on, ya guys, BLU's capturing our grounds! I need an Engineer here to help set up a base!"

Originally posted by The Wild West Pyro:
*Knocks Heavy off cliff*
*Dominates Spy for tenth time.*

We also have about 4 Spies on our team, can someone go Medic?

Originally posted by Patchouli Knowledge:
Originally posted by Heavykiin:
*Heavy(kiin) sitting by blu spawn*
*pootis pow's a F2P Scout*
"POOTIS POW! HAHA!"
*yells in mic*
"WTF YOU HACKER YOU INSTANT KILLED ME AS A HEAVY!!!!1!!"
"GOOD TIMES!"

:dsham:
*headshots Heavy(kiin)*
*taunts after kill*
*micspams Cirno's Perfect Math Class*
LoL U M8D M8?!?!?!!!!!

*Sudden realization that we're on a micspam server*
The Wild West Pyro Jul 15, 2013 @ 7:09am 
Originally posted by Springely:
"Come on, ya guys, BLU's capturing our grounds! I need an Engineer here to help set up a base!"

Originally posted by The Wild West Pyro:
*Knocks Heavy off cliff*
*Dominates Spy for tenth time.*

We also have about 4 Spies on our team, can someone go Medic?

Originally posted by Patchouli Knowledge:
*headshots Heavy(kiin)*
*taunts after kill*
*micspams Cirno's Perfect Math Class*
LoL U M8D M8?!?!?!!!!!

*Sudden realization that we're on a micspam server*

*Knocks Pocket Spies off cliffs*
Springely #FlyerThanMost Jul 15, 2013 @ 7:14am 
Originally posted by The Wild West Pyro:
Originally posted by Springely:
"Come on, ya guys, BLU's capturing our grounds! I need an Engineer here to help set up a base!"



We also have about 4 Spies on our team, can someone go Medic?



*Sudden realization that we're on a micspam server*

*Knocks Pocket Spies off cliffs*

Well... Now that like half my team's dead, and nobody wants to help me capture the buildings, this calls for one action...

*Puts away rocket launcher*

*Starts charging towards Pyro with the Equalizer*

FOR THE RED TEAM!!!
☆Patchouli Knowledge☆ Jul 15, 2013 @ 7:14am 
Originally posted by The Wild West Pyro:
Originally posted by Springely:
"Come on, ya guys, BLU's capturing our grounds! I need an Engineer here to help set up a base!"



We also have about 4 Spies on our team, can someone go Medic?



*Sudden realization that we're on a micspam server*

*Knocks Pocket Spies off cliffs*
*uses m8d pr0 b00let knockback sk7llz to knock everyone of cliff*
*micspams Just One More Hat*
L0L /\/\4D 5|<1LLZ bR0!
Springely #FlyerThanMost Jul 15, 2013 @ 7:17am 
Originally posted by Patchouli Knowledge:
Originally posted by The Wild West Pyro:

*Knocks Pocket Spies off cliffs*
*uses m8d pr0 b00let knockback sk7llz to knock everyone of cliff*
*micspams Just One More Hat*
L0L /\/\4D 5|<1LLZ bR0!

*Changes name to xXxDrAgOnSLaYeR-360N0$k0p3_A\/\/P_420#MLG#yoloSwAgxXx*
Heavykiin Jul 15, 2013 @ 7:20am 
Originally posted by Springely:
"Come on, ya guys, BLU's capturing our grounds! I need an Engineer here to help set up a base!"

Originally posted by The Wild West Pyro:
*Knocks Heavy off cliff*
*Dominates Spy for tenth time.*

We also have about 4 Spies on our team, can someone go Medic?

Originally posted by Patchouli Knowledge:
*headshots Heavy(kiin)*
*taunts after kill*
*micspams Cirno's Perfect Math Class*
LoL U M8D M8?!?!?!!!!!

*Sudden realization that we're on a micspam server*
"♥♥♥♥"
The Wild West Pyro Jul 15, 2013 @ 7:21am 
Originally posted by Springely:
Originally posted by The Wild West Pyro:

*Knocks Pocket Spies off cliffs*

Well... Now that like half my team's dead, and nobody wants to help me capture the buildings, this calls for one action...

*Puts away rocket launcher*

*Starts charging towards Pyro with the Equalizer*

FOR THE RED TEAM!!!

*Gets Autobalanced to RED*
Springely #FlyerThanMost Jul 15, 2013 @ 7:30am 
Originally posted by The Wild West Pyro:
Originally posted by Springely:

Well... Now that like half my team's dead, and nobody wants to help me capture the buildings, this calls for one action...

*Puts away rocket launcher*

*Starts charging towards Pyro with the Equalizer*

FOR THE RED TEAM!!!

*Gets Autobalanced to RED*

Come on man, I was just about to do the Equalizer taunt...

*Does the Equalizer taunt anyway.*
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Date Posted: Jul 15, 2013 @ 4:11am
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