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Story mode in TF2 that would be a hughe challange for Valve to create it i think.
scout=Location of Origin: Boston, Massachusetts, USA
Role: Offense
The youngest of eight boys from the south side of Boston, the Scout learned early how to problem solve with his fists. With seven older brothers on his side, fights tended to end before the runt of the litter could maneuver into punching distance, so the Scout trained himself to run. He ran everywhere, all the time, until he could beat his pack of mad dog siblings to the fray.
soldier=Location of Origin: Midwest, USA
Role: Offense
Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.
pyro=Location of Origin: Unknown
Role: Offense
Only two things are known for sure about the mysterious Pyro: he sets things on fire and he doesn't speak. In fact, only the part about setting things on fire is undisputed. Some believe his occasional rasping wheeze may be an attempt to communicate through a mouth obstructed by a filter and attached to lungs ravaged by constant exposure to his asbestos-lined suit. Either way, he's a fearsome, inscrutable, on-fire Frankenstein of a man - if he even is a man.
demoman=Location of Origin: Ullapool, Scotland, United Kingdom
Role: Defense
A fierce temper, a fascination with all things explosive, and a terrible plan to kill the Loch Ness Monster cost the six year old Demoman his original set of adoptive parents. Later, back at the Crypt Grammar School for Orphans near Ullapool in the Scottish Highlands, the boy's bomb-making skills improved dramatically. His disposition and total number of intact eyeballs, however, did not.
heavy=Country of Origin: Russia
Role: Defense
Like a hibernating bear, the Heavy appears to be a gentle giant. Also like a bear, confusing his deliberate, sleepy demeanor with gentleness will get you ripped limb from limb. Though he speaks simply and moves with an economy of energy that's often confused with napping, the Heavy isn't dumb, he's not your big friend, and he generally wishes you'd just shut up before he has to make you shut up.
engineer=Location of Origin: Bee Cave, Texas, USA
Role: Defense
This amiable, soft-spoken good ol' boy from tiny Bee Cave, Texas loves barbeque, guns, and higher education. Natural curiosity, ten years as a roughneck in the west Texas oilfields, and eleven hard science PhDs have trained him to design, build and repair a variety of deadly contraptions.
medic=Location of Origin: Stuttgart, Germany
Role: Support
What he lacks in compassion for the sick, respect for human dignity, and any sort of verifiable formal training in medicine, the Medic more than makes up for with a bottomless supply of giant needles and a trembling enthusiasm for plunging them into exposed flesh. Raised in Stuttgart, Germany during an era when the Hippocratic oath had been downgraded to an optional Hippocratic suggestion, the Medic considers healing a generally unintended side effect of satisfying his own morbid curiosity.
sniper=Country of Origin: Australia
Role: Support
In his former life as a tracker of dangerous game in the unforgiving Australian outback, the Sniper would spend months by himself. Prolonged isolation taught him a valuable lesson: You don't have to rely on other people if you never miss.
spy=Country of Origin: France
Role: Support
He is a puzzle, wrapped in an enigma, shrouded in riddles, lovingly sprinkled with intrigue, express mailed to Mystery, Alaska, and LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! but it is too late. You're dead. For he is the Spy - globetrotting rogue, lady killer (metaphorically) and mankiller (for real).
They could make a spin-off game of tf2
You play as him, and try to evade/shoot the cops and gangstas in Boston. You also get to go to college, and try to do minor crimes. Even though he tries his best to stay out of legal troubles, he has to "fend for himself" in the street, and do odd jobs to make money. He always has to take alleyways home, and then carries his epic pistol with his wherever he goes. Most of the time, the thugs will try to jump Scout, but he double jumps on the apartment staircases to evade them. He is also always blamed for, being accused of being the instigator of a store holdup, and even got in a gunfight with the local gangs. Eventually, someone framed him for bombing the street for the lulz, and then makes one last firefight with the cops, before being hired by the Dallas from Payday The Heist to be promoted to an UbEr Pr0 GaNgStA. The Song 99 Problems plays in the background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwoM5fLITfk
Soldier:
You go through an intense combat training course with Dwight Eisenhower in WW2, and then you graduate top of your class in the Navy Seals. After you reach your maximum power level, you teach yourself to do combat with a grand master from The Philippines. The Soldier then uses his skills to develop a new war tactic: Spawncamping. That's why he legally, yes legally, crafted his own rocket launcher. The Soldier then goes on the renegade "Nazi Killing Spree", where you become Vegeta and pwn everyone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiMHTK15Pik
Pyro:
It plays a cutscene from when he was a kid when his house caught on fire. Ever since, he was scared of flames, but soon learned to conquer it. You get to build the flamethrower, and fight the manifestations of his fear in his dreams. In this fear, the Pyro goes through many traumatizing dreams throughout his sleep, and later buys the shotgun, where you kill the hivemind in his brain that projects his fear, but it was all a waste because everyone uses the Degreaser/Flare Gun anyway.
Demoman:
You start off in Scotland where he's an epic Archer in some castle. However, the Demoman's mom turns into bear, because he was unpleased with his privileges, when his parents don't allow him to make his own choices. He rides a horse and then finds some craft shop in the woods, and then buys a pastry that turns his mom into a bear. To fix this, he has to find out how to fix the family portrait before sunrise, to fix the great legend of his family. He then sends his bow to Australia, and then tells the audience, "If you had the chance to change your Pan, would you?". In this story, you fight Copyright Agents.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEHWDA_6e3M
Heavy:
He's very lonely in the mountains of Russia, so then he spends his whole life devoted to combat training and minigun studies. In this episode, the Heavy does the P90x workout to get buff, but then decides to go bear mode so that he's able to 1337 OnEhAnDQuiCkScOp3 with the minigun. The enemies are the flora and fauna of Russia, including grizzly bears and surviving in the wilderness. Eventually, they build a McDonald's in his village, but the recipes for the burgers weren't complete, so they served sandwiches (Sandviches) instead. This is where the Heavy's true journey began. The owners of the shop were actually KGB agents who tried to capture him because he illegally ordered the P90x off of their gift shop on the secret website. One Click Headshot plays as you blast your way out of the KGB headquarters. Putin then rewards him 1,000,000 Sandvich coupons for being wrongfully charged, even though McDonald's scrapped the Sandvich recipe about a month ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1BDGqIfm8U
Engineer:
The Engineer used to have a job and Walmart, but then he got pissed off when the line checkouts were too long. That, my friends, is when the Dispenser came out. Also, in the farm that he owned, he got butthurt when the wolves would troll his sheep every night. That's when he built the Sentry gun. Here, you have to deploy various sentries to stop hordes of rabies-infected wolves from killing you. The bodies of the wolves were then mutated into a zombie virus that was accidentally created by the Medic in Germany, and then Engineer uses his l33t sk1lls to severely own them. The last scene is when a zombie crawls up to the door in the construction section of Walmart, but then Engineer one hands his wrench to bash the zombie's face in, right before saying "Nobody likes a squatter.", while panning slowly to the Texas flag. The rest of the game is just him sitting at a cash register, while people buy his brilliant anti-zombie products with no credit.
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Springely/inventory/#440_2_1750442803
Medic:
He was a doctor for the military in Germany, but then when Hitler's reign came along, everything changed. The Medic couldn't bare to work with such people. These Nazis, they overtook in the blink of an eye. Hitler told the Medic if he quit the job, he would execute him, so he then instead ordered the Medic to try to help him make a zombie virus to kill everyone. Afterwards, the Medic refuses, gangsta pistol whips Hitler in the face with the Crossbow, and makes an escape out of the headquarters after burning his address and getting a job at Gamestop. He then gives Hitler's address to the his buddy the Soldier, who then plays prank calls on Hitler and his Nazi friends. However, Hitler then plants the zombie virus in a random fighter jet out of a ragequit, lolool.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msRFQNBlj2k
Sniper:
The Sniper was always bored, so he spent his good ol' days plinking squirrels with his Varmint Rifle. When he became too skilled, he needed something new. A scope. This guy had an eagle eye, accurately shooting from hundreds of meters away. Something new appeared at his doorstep one day. The Huntsman. With this new array of weapons, he reaches the skill ceiling of his arsenal, and now headshots everything within 100 feet. Here, as he defeats new prey, conquering the lands of Southern Australia, you take control as other hunters try to steal your kills. He then was charged with animal abuse, so he ragequit and joined the TF2 Team after paying $20,000 dollars as a fine.
Spy:
You work as a bartender in France where you talk with everyone. Eventually, you become friends with them. When the Spy gets really intrigued with the people, bonding friendships, he takes out his secret device, the Cloak and Dagger, and spies on the hawt girls. However, his one goal is actually to steal their money, so he pickpockets them and takes from their wallets with the Cloak and Dagger, making him an even bigger cheapskate than most restaurants ever were to begin with. Because real friends won't steal, amirite? No. The final boss of the internet is a 1v1 with Scatman John (The Invisible Man) on top of the Eiffel Tower being filmed by Gaben, while you kill him with Your Eternal Reward and take his identity.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W4ldMxbv7o
The reward is another crappy reskin and an achievement hat.
Lol, why did I waste 20 minutes typing up this joke, lul
You are a horrible writer. That was neither funny or clever. I didn't read the rest.