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Revinn Jun 14, 2013 @ 6:52pm
Clever names for weapons
Heyo, I would like to know what you guys came up with for names for your special weapons
I've been trying to come up with some clever names, but it's not so easy to come up with original, clever, and funny ones.

Therefore, I was wondering if you guys could suggest some ideas, or just share some of your ideas.

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Evan Jun 14, 2013 @ 7:17pm 
I named my Holiday Punch "The Tickle Mittens"
*pews internally* Jun 14, 2013 @ 7:20pm 
My Strange Original: "Freud Was Right"
S Tribalman's Shiv: "Critical Existence Failure"
S Razorback: "Too Dumb To Live"
S Huntsman: "Hitbox Dissonance"
As you can see, I'm a troper.
Mist-GendereD Jun 14, 2013 @ 7:27pm 
Inb4 Kurt Cobain's Microphone
reverendmoss Jun 14, 2013 @ 7:41pm 
Named my balloonicorn 'Dobbs', in honor of my favorite SubGenius.
NastySeg Jun 14, 2013 @ 9:54pm 
I named my :

-S.Bushwacka ''Anal Shanker''
-Shotgun ''Your useful tool in Texas''
Element quake Jun 15, 2013 @ 1:14pm 
I named my rain blower "love and tolerance" and my jarate "bear gryrills beverage"
my strange brass beast -'the big b a s t a r d' (with out the spaces)
botkiller flame thrower -' the s h i t storm' (again without the spaces)
botkiller sticky - 'atomic goat scrotum launcher'
strange direct hit 'BOB - Bloody Ominous Boomstick'
Strange skullcutter 'Brainbiter'
Stoat Muldoon Jun 17, 2013 @ 3:25am 
This is a Hat but hey, I called my Larrikin Robin "Internet Time!"
CherryTaco Jun 17, 2013 @ 3:34am 
My Bill's hat : FayBee's Beret
Rajatapaus Jun 17, 2013 @ 4:42am 
nice name guys :D
Asterio Jun 17, 2013 @ 7:13am 
My sniper will be named "BOOM! Bodyshot!"
I'll attach an Headshot Strange Part when I get to 10000 kills and stop using it.

10000 kills, 0 headshots.

Still thinking on a description.
Last edited by Asterio; Jun 17, 2013 @ 7:13am
Gunslinger - Luke Skywalker's New Hand
Spy cicle - Frosty's Hidden Blade
Sydney Sleeper - The Australian Lullaby
Jingle Pyro Jun 23, 2013 @ 10:49am 
My current named items are:
"Caution: Smoking Kills" (Unusual Dead Cone, effect: Smoking).
"Chef Pyro's Portable Barbecue" (strange flaamethrower).

I plan to name my V. Flare gun "Cherry Popper".

Any input?
phlps Jun 23, 2013 @ 11:13am 
Heavy's fists should always be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥Knockers" no exceptions.
Jarate: "Pissonator"
Strange Fire Axe: "Redneck Homeland Security Device"
Flying Guillotine: "Cletus's Cleaving Cleaver"

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