Team Fortress 2
Life of Spi Feb 6, 2013 @ 7:54am
TF2 - What you renamed your items
Post your item rename ideas or already remamed!

My already named weaps
Soda Popper - Ejaculator
Unarmed Combat - Your Girlfriend
Equilizer - What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
Postal Pummeler- Blackmailed
Ultrapool Caber - Like A G6I [This is because hitting someone sends you in the air!!]
Vaccinator - Liquid Sandvich/Sandvich Dispenser
Hitman's Heatmaker- Hitler's ♥♥♥♥♥maker
Huntsman - The Katniss
Festive huntsman - the Grinch
Spy-Cicle - Need Some Ice for that Burn?
Your Eternal Reward - Your Eternal Virginity
The Sharp Dresser - If looks could kill...
Hat of Cards - Ace of Blades
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The name of my Balloonicorn is "James Balloonicorn Koopa".
Teal Turken Feb 6, 2013 @ 12:52pm 
Stock Minigun - Biggost Mashine Gon!
db #MerryChumbus Feb 6, 2013 @ 1:06pm 
I named a Strange Rocket Launcher "Take that, Bin Laden!"
Get on my level
57 IQ Feb 7, 2013 @ 4:29pm 
If I didn't already name all my stuff, a strange grenade launcher name and desc. I had was

"The plumbers life"
"Hit pipes all day every day"

Anne Mei Feb 7, 2013 @ 4:42pm 
Named my Stickybomb Launcher, "Left-Click, Right-Click"
Kimchi Kim Feb 7, 2013 @ 5:34pm 
I would rename my Persian Persuader into The Persian Hater
Angel Feb 7, 2013 @ 5:54pm 
I once named my quick-fix "The Final Hope".
Num! Feb 7, 2013 @ 6:02pm 
My unarmed combat is the pat on the back
paperchaos Feb 8, 2013 @ 1:33am 
Man i have seen some moronic names for weapons but you guys take the cake
thewillielee Feb 8, 2013 @ 3:53am 
My ubersaw to "Free Sexchanger".
Sacra Nth Feb 8, 2013 @ 4:14am 
My friend has 3 name tags but doesn't use them... I really want them. :(
Steve Killbane Feb 8, 2013 @ 4:35am 
Originally posted by Dylan Kleboid:
I come up with many weapons that me and Eric were discussing. And here's the list for all you ♥♥♥♥♥ to see

Force A Nature - "Arlene" Named by Eric's Shotgun
Minigun - DIE MOTHA♥♥♥♥A DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SMG - "Tec 9" After my 9mm SMG
Flamethrower - BURN MOTHA♥♥♥♥A BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -as you may have guess-
Rocket Launcher - Cyberdemon's Ripped out Limbed -Eric loves killing cyberdemons with a smile of his own face while playing doom for his own pleasure.-

and so much more we could've think of but couldn't list it. i should stop talking about this crappy thread and be on my way.
Quite possibly the worst names I have ever heard. Waste of good name tags.
Life of Spi Feb 8, 2013 @ 9:23pm 
ok i just renamed my Kritzkrieg...
Zyroxeon Feb 8, 2013 @ 9:28pm 
RoBro 3000

Aperture Science Experiment ZXN-V6.8
ASUSHOTGEX Feb 8, 2013 @ 10:10pm 
Originally posted by Zyroxeon:
RoBro 3000

Aperture Science Experiment ZXN-V6.8
good use of a name tag, sincere.
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Date Posted: Feb 6, 2013 @ 7:54am
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