TheRetrodude Jan 22, 2013 @ 2:54pm
Make a weapon's stats as realistic as possible
The game is simple. List the way a weapon would be used in real life, as well as it's effects on the opponent. For example...
Minigun:
-100% move speed when deployed
10000 ammo
Uses 100 ammo per second
Bullets tear apart and mutilate the flesh of the opponent and rip apart any inanimate materials it hits.
Last edited by TheRetrodude; Apr 18, 2013 @ 2:07pm
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Zoxphyl (Banned) Jan 22, 2013 @ 2:58pm 
Sniper rifle: Instantly kills or seriously injures someone regardless if it's a bodyshot or a headshot.
Orange Bitflip Jan 22, 2013 @ 3:21pm 
Bonk! Atomic Punch: Gives user a sugar rush and radiation poisoning.
Crusader's Crossbow: Heal targets lose health from hit.
Syringe Gun: Depending on contents, can be used to poison enemies or heal teammates. Too many syringes kills anybody.
[Now Available] Jan 22, 2013 @ 3:32pm 
Medigun, Kritskrieg, Quickfix, Vaccinator: Gives the patient cancer
Delta Jan 22, 2013 @ 3:41pm 
The point of TF2 is not to be realistic its to be as ridiculous as possible.
Mucinex Jan 22, 2013 @ 3:44pm 
Originally posted by Freeman:
The point of TF2 is not to be realistic its to be as ridiculous as possible.
We're just talking about how weapons in TF2 would be in real life. Sandviches don't heal gunshot wounds.
Delta Jan 22, 2013 @ 3:47pm 
No but sandvichs are nutritous and taste good. A good thing to eat before you bleed out.
Teh cookie man Jan 22, 2013 @ 4:13pm 
stickybomb: blows up everything and could serouisy hurt someome
TheRetrodude Jan 22, 2013 @ 4:40pm 
Nice to see this took off. :D
Jarate:
Upon shatter, both opponents and teammates are cut by the glass, receive infections from the ♥♥♥♥ going into their wounds, and are momentarily stunned while they puke due to the terrible smell that will stay in their clothes for months.
eat my soup Jan 22, 2013 @ 4:41pm 
Force-a-Nature: The smaller barrels increase spinning speed and stability of bullets fired, but creates a decent chance of misfiring.
Last edited by eat my soup; Jan 22, 2013 @ 4:41pm
moni pls Jan 22, 2013 @ 4:51pm 
Rocket launcher:

-25% move speed
-75% clip size
+200% rocket speed
+1000% damage
-50% reload speed
+100% AoE radius

It's essentially a stylized RPG-7, so this seems fitting enough
Thanks Obama. Jan 22, 2013 @ 7:31pm 
Holy Mackarel:

Make your current surrounding smell like rotten fish, Your Opponents will practically run away from this Reek of Victory.
Apple Plum Banana Face Jan 22, 2013 @ 7:44pm 
Spy-cicle
Melts automatically after a minute
Breaks when you try to backstab someone
Does nothing against fire
Does not regenerate
Jorvalt Jan 23, 2013 @ 8:44am 
Baby Face's Blaster
Same stats except for no movement speed reduction.
Seriously, why the ♥♥♥♥ is that there?
Jack the Rapper Jan 23, 2013 @ 3:21pm 
sandman: launches useless ball that bounces off of enemies and can seriously annoy when used as an actual weapon and not a baseball bat
poptarts Jan 23, 2013 @ 3:31pm 
Phlogistinator
+500% Damage
Melts the skin off of opponents.
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Date Posted: Jan 22, 2013 @ 2:54pm
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