Biggest noob you have ever saw?

[BioSnig ︻┳テ=一]

Once there was a guy on this MVMV sever who didn't know ANYTHING about the game. We asked him if he saw any videos about how to play and he said "Yeah, I saw all the Meat the Team videos" acting like he knew what he was doing.

It wasa halarious.

[Zoxphyl]

I once saw a Sniper repeatedly shoot at a glass window. Probably a CoD fanboy or something.

[Mucinex]

A Spy spent like 5 minutes trying to sap my sentry even though I was on his team.

[The Last Templar]

Escrito originalmente por Robert Barone:

A Spy spent like 5 minutes trying to sap my sentry even though I was on his team.

Sadly, I've done this at least once.

[Zoxphyl]

Escrito originalmente por Robert Barone:

A Spy spent like 5 minutes trying to sap my sentry even though I was on his team.

Someone please explain to me how we even managed to survive long enough to invent tools and agriculture and stuff..

[Muffles]

Once, I was on a team with a medic who didn't know he could heal teammates. People dying left and right, he just continues to shoot and miss with his syringe gun.

[๖ۣۜKoala_Force]

Engineer hitting his level 3 sentry repeatedly. I asked why, and he said, "It's glitched. I'm trying to upgrade it."

[100% Recycled Awesome]

Escrito originalmente por KheeWee:

Once, I was on a team with a medic who didn't know he could heal teammates. People dying left and right, he just continues to shoot and miss with his syringe gun.

Oh, that's not a noob. That's a jerk combat medic. He knows he can heal. He just chooses not to.

[100% Recycled Awesome]

I saw a pyro run right into a on fire cloaked spy. Couldn't figure out why he's blocked, moved to the side and run past towards the front. Total Epic Noob Fail.

[Tim Timsen]

A Heavy-Medic pair that didn't go through a door, because I put Sticky Bombs there.
With the Sticky Jumper.

[[CD]Itsuki Koizumi]

A Spy who accused me of hacking because he stabbed my Razorback would probably take the top spot on my noob list.

[Zoxphyl]

Escrito originalmente por 100% Recycled Awesome:

Escrito originalmente por KheeWee:

Once, I was on a team with a medic who didn't know he could heal teammates. People dying left and right, he just continues to shoot and miss with his syringe gun.

Oh, that's not a noob. That's a jerk combat medic. He knows he can heal. He just chooses not to.

I remember being on Turbine and there was a medic using just his Crusader's Crossbow, and he just wouldn't use his Medigun. Another time I met a Medic who just wouldn't use his uber. And of course there's that one time where a Demoknight named "Dr. Pizza" and a medic (I'm starting to notice a pattern here . . .) named "Dr. Pizzas Doctor" had the enemy Intel and they simply would not cap it; they even went BACK into enemy territory several times just slicing people's heads off.

[Zoxphyl]

Escrito originalmente por Tim Timsen:

A Heavy-Medic pair that didn't go through a door, because I put Sticky Bombs there.
With the Sticky Jumper.

Why did you use Sticky Jumper bombs to defend a doorway in the first place? ._.

[Tim Timsen]

Escrito originalmente por Zoxphyl:

Why did you use Sticky Jumper bombs to defend a doorway anyways?

Where did I say that I was defending the door?

[Zoxphyl]

Escrito originalmente por Tim Timsen:

Escrito originalmente por Zoxphyl:

Why did you use Sticky Jumper bombs to defend a doorway anyways?

Where did I say that I was defending the door?

Than why did you have sticky jumper bombs at the doorway?

[Tim Timsen]

Escrito originalmente por Zoxphyl:

Than why did you have sticky jumper bombs at the doorway?

For Sticky Jumping, duh.

I'm a Caber Jumper.
Jump to enemy, Caber someone, jump back to spawn.