Team Fortress 2
BlacKy Apr 12, 2013 @ 1:50pm
If u could have 1 weapon from TF2 for 1 full day..
Which would it be?

Rules:

1) You will have the pros and cons for that weapon. Additional upgrades to the weapon (like mvm upgrades, canteens, etc) wont affect it.

2) You must concern real life situations, like u cant kill 100 people with the minigun without considering that the police will be all over u, also real life physics will kill u on the spot if u try a sticky/rocket jumping in a poorly manner.

3) The Sapper will work (only) on any electrical-mechanical object, draining its power till it explodes. The Red-Tape will work (only) on any object like the sapper, but which has a direct downgrade. The size of the object you are sapping is irrelevant, so feel free to sap an iPod Mini as well as a NASA space shuttle (the bigger the object, the longer it will take for the sapper to destroy it).

4) You can only choose a 'weapon'. A sentry gun is not a weapon, u will have to choose the Construction PDA + a wrench of your choice (this is 1 of 2 exception which allows you to choose 2 weapons, alongside a spy weapon and a disguise kit).

5) Weapons with a cooldown rate/rage meter/cloak timer/boost meter/etc. will have the same attributes in your real life choice.

6) After choosing a weapon, u will have the ability to speak like the character which that weapon belongs to (with the z/x/c default voice command keys).

Off-topic rule:

Most of you guys will have more than 1 weapon of choice. All i'm asking is that u will keep them in seperated topics since sometimes i use quotes to evaluate your choice, and it will be much easier to quote each choice individually.

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My top choices:

* Cloak and Dagger (peeking at them ladies).
* Eureka Effect (its alt fire is simply a divine feature).
* Sandvich + enlisting the reserve military as a combat medic (giving away sandviches to my fellow soldiers). I could say a medigun, but then again, i wont be able to heal myself, lol.
Last edited by BlacKy; Apr 16, 2013 @ 1:09am
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girdurloins Apr 12, 2013 @ 1:52pm 
Medigun. So I could uber my friends and family just for kicks.
George W. "Dubya" Bush Apr 12, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
either sticky jumper or cloak and dagger
DV8 Apr 12, 2013 @ 1:54pm 
sticky jumper or rocket jumper, we all now why
BlacKy Apr 12, 2013 @ 1:55pm 
Originally posted by Spoderman:
either sticky jumper or cloak and dagger

Jumper wont work irl, i mean, u could jump of course, but when u land, u will die (considering real life physics).
Mustard Apr 12, 2013 @ 1:58pm 
Teleporter. I'd take it apart and photograph every individual peice so we could use that information to reverse engineer a teleportation system. I would get rich :D
Mr. Harsh(TatorTot) Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:00pm 
The enternal reward
BlacKy Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:00pm 
Originally posted by Cooking with Mustard Gas:
Teleporter. I'd take it apart and photograph every individual peice so we could use that information to reverse engineer a teleportation system. I would get rich :D

Technically a teleporter isnt a weapon, but i get your point. U could just say 'wrench' and get all 4 buildings along with it.
BlacKy Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:00pm 
Originally posted by KSGCap Shark:
The enternal reward

Smart.. so smart.

+1
BlacKy Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:02pm 
Sandvich.
Whenever you're injured/dying/sick/etc.. It will fully heal u, on the spot.
Tolna Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:04pm 
For 1 full day?

The dead ringer. I'd don a goofy costume (as a costume maker I have TONS) and fight crime.

They got guns? Who cares, I'm freakin immortal. Trigger the feign, pick some metal up, then say HAI!
Last edited by Tolna; Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:04pm
BlacKy Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:06pm 
Originally posted by Tolna:
For 1 full day?

The dead ringer. I'd don goofy costume (as a costume maker I have TONS) and fight crime.

They got guns? Who cares, I'm freakin immortal. Trigger the feign, pick some metal up, then say HAI!

Yeah i wanted to put this as my choice but i think that irl situations the CnD is better.. just my thought.
|Gent| Mc Mentlegen csgotra.de Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:16pm 
Bonk/Medigun/CnD
A Stylish-er Sociopath Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:25pm 
Proabably The cloak Dagger to get away with all the things i've ever wished to do.


balloon? Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:26pm 
cancergun and sh!tspattler
ev_tiff Apr 12, 2013 @ 2:42pm 
can anyone help me my game is saying that I am in game but I am not so it will not let me play!
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