Team Fortress 2
Farsitone64 Apr 6, 2013 @ 11:06pm
Stupid Ideas That Will Never be Implemented
Crate Jackpots
Get the same item in a crate three times in a row and get a hat!

Ultra Crate
Garanteed Unusual.

Lucky Saxxy
After the Saxxy winners are announced, 5 lucky gamers will get a free Saxxy.

The Troldier
Lets you fly
You never deal damage. Ever.

PootisPow
Taunt for the Heavy. Showdown taunt that fires a Dispenser.

Feel totally and utterly free to add your idiotic ideas below.
Please, for the love of God, don't take this seriously.
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Rukia Kuchiki Apr 6, 2013 @ 11:20pm 
those are indeed stupid ideas. Or how about this one! I bet i'll take the prize!

F2PBH
"Free to play ban hammer" is an actual hammer, all class melee weapon, that kicks the player killed with it instantly, only if that player hasn't purchased the game, bought from the mann co. store, or upgraded to premium. Cause, you know, who needs a community?
Farsitone64 Apr 6, 2013 @ 11:22pm 
Originally posted by Selling Crates 49,54,55,56,57:
those are indeed stupid ideas. Or how about this one! I bet i'll take the prize!

F2PBH
"Free to play ban hammer" is an actual hammer, all class melee weapon, that kicks the player killed with it instantly, only if that player hasn't purchased the game, bought from the mann co. store, or upgraded to premium. Cause, you know, who needs a community?
*Hands Saxxy*
Adjutant SteemingBullet Apr 6, 2013 @ 11:26pm 
I want to participate in the discussion of nonsens!
Unusualizer, makes ANY object in the game unusual

Bandit ski mask, a misc item for al classes,any items and cosmetics the players you kill wields will be stolen and brought to your inventory
Last edited by Adjutant SteemingBullet; Apr 6, 2013 @ 11:26pm
Farsitone64 Apr 6, 2013 @ 11:37pm 
Originally posted by SteemingBullet:
Unusualizer, makes ANY object in the game unusual
I want an Unusual Ghastly Gibus.
Xx_killer_xX Apr 9, 2013 @ 7:06am 
The friendly fire: a flamethrower that only deals damage to your own team.
{λ³} گοηυ Apr 9, 2013 @ 7:40am 
A new class with an assault rifle, throwable tomahawk, and combat knife.

That is also a girl.

And has grenades.

And a guard dog.

Oh and did I mention she's Saxton Hale's long-lost daughter so she has like a billion health?
Major Havoc Apr 9, 2013 @ 8:35am 
Level 4 Sentry.
Apr 9, 2013 @ 9:06am 
Originally posted by RGers Mok:
Level 4 Sentry.
Along with the miniguns and rockets, it aims burning lasers.

Originally posted by RGers Mok:
Level 4 Dispenser.
Heals all buildings/self over time; doesn't need to be near by the building to heal it.

Originally posted by RGers Mok:
Level 4 Teleporter.
It is bidirectional (ooh ohh....spies!) and can teleport at most 12 people at once on both sides.

- Engineer Secondary Weapon : The Activator = You can make your sentry move into battle.

- Combine Strange Bacon Grease and Strange Degreaser = get Strange Bacon.

- Salvaged Mann. Co Crate - Series #100 = 50% chance of another Salvaged Crate, 50% chance of being a normal crate

- Craft Escape Plan + Frying Pan = Escape Pan or Frying Plan.

- Combine Equalizer & Boston Boom-Bringer = Boston Bass-Box

- Jar of Blood (heavy), throw on enemies to make them bleed....

- The Poptart Dispenser : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPcW8q-4GkE
girdurloins Apr 9, 2013 @ 9:40am 
Wee Lasses Freedom Fudge - A bag of poop used by Demoman that when thrown it impedes the movement of enemies.
☧[High Priest]Sirsucksalot☦ Apr 9, 2013 @ 10:32am 
Putting everything from the incompatible section of the workshop into the game. :D
Pico Coppens Apr 9, 2013 @ 10:57am 
The sentry go-kart: Instead of a sentry, a little go-kart appears and lets the engineer drive around the level, bumping into ♥♥♥♥.
Apr 9, 2013 @ 11:14am 
10th class : sentry buster, giant robot heavy, saxton hale
shoras Apr 9, 2013 @ 11:24am 
Unusual Gibus :D
P.S: would like to have one.
Chris Apr 9, 2013 @ 12:08pm 
Originally posted by SteemingBullet:
Unusualizer, makes ANY object in the game unusual
Best idea EVAR !!!!
ASUSHOTGEX Apr 9, 2013 @ 12:19pm 
valve servers with friendly fire enabled, where is your gaben now?
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