Brother Marshal Dec 15, 2013 @ 11:24am
Weapons x -10
You know how there are x10 servers? Well, imagine a server where it multiplies weapon stats by 10, AND reverses them! Choose any TF2 weapon and post what it's stats would be.

Example: Eviction Notice

+600% damage bonus
-500% slower firing speed
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PipAntarctic Dec 15, 2013 @ 11:31am 
Eviction Notice A.K.A the one use, one hit kill

Degreaser
+100% Damage bonus
+250% Burn damage bonus
+650% Slower weapon switch

Ez-mode flare
Flare never knocks back target on hit and doesn't have splash radius
+500% Damage bonus
Last edited by PipAntarctic; Dec 15, 2013 @ 11:36am
icehat Dec 15, 2013 @ 11:32am 
Adult's Neck Compressor:
On Hit: Builds Slow
Run speed decreased with Slow
+340% clip size
10% faster move speed on wearer
Slow increased on air jumps
Brother Marshal Dec 15, 2013 @ 12:50pm 
Originally posted by A Rather Festive Icehat ☃❄✸:
Adult's Neck Compressor:
On Hit: Builds Slow
Run speed decreased with Slow
+340% clip size
10% faster move speed on wearer
Slow increased on air jumps
I love the name! XD
Stefanonimo Dec 15, 2013 @ 1:42pm 
Black Box

On Hit: You die
Sabesaroo LFT Pyro Dec 16, 2013 @ 12:03am 
The Canberra Waker.

-25% charge speed.
On hit: Karatar is applied to the victim for 6 seconds, reducing damage by 35%.
On headshot: Huge explosion.
Bal Dec 16, 2013 @ 12:20am 
"Conniver's Kunai;

+650 max health on wearer
On Backstab: Lose the health from your victim."

Cheesellama_The_Devil Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:23am 
Originally posted by Stefanonimo:
Black Box

On Hit: You die

Actually if you have above 150 health...
Bal Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:30am 
Teamkill Calcium Quencher

Take 600% of damage done.
Bottle flies backwards at 10x speed.
Last edited by Bal; Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:30am
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:41am 
The Boston Kisser

On Hit: Heal enemy for 50 seconds. Idiot.
On Miss: Hit yourself.

The Engineer's Emergency 3000

Requires ammo
Alt-Fire: A charged shot that does less damage, removes fire
and enables buildings for 40 sec
random critical hits
Deals 200% healing to buildings
Can be crit boosted

The Dangerous Mine

Cannonballs have a fuse time of -10 seconds; fuses can be primed to explode later by letting go off the fire key.
Cannonballs does not push players back on impact
Cannonballs explode on impact
500% damage on contact with surfaces
Last edited by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami; Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:48am
GJ部|GoӏdenOuji Dec 16, 2013 @ 3:55am 
Gunslinger

Build 10 mini-sentries
Build intantly mini-sentry
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Dec 16, 2013 @ 4:05am 
Gunslinger

Build 10 mini-sentries
Build intantly mini-sentry

you forgot to reverse it..
SuperSmasher99 Dec 16, 2013 @ 6:43am 
The Head-on Hitter:

-150% damage
-250% jumpheight
+600% magazine size

Still sucks :(
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami Dec 16, 2013 @ 6:45am 
Originally posted by SuperSmasher99:
The Head-on Hitter:

-150% damage
-250% jumpheight
+600% magazine size

Still sucks :(

If only it had firing speed, then it would be a weak minigun
Last edited by Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ JoshuaKurayami; Dec 16, 2013 @ 6:45am
Stefanonimo Dec 16, 2013 @ 6:50am 
Originally posted by cheesellama | NICE FIND |:
Originally posted by Stefanonimo:
Black Box

On Hit: You die

Actually if you have above 150 health...
As usual, there's always an anti-joke user in every thread.
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