Greatest Thing Ever Heard on Chat

[Ayyds]

Man I love it when people use voice chat. They have no idea how stupid they sound. Most entertaing part of any online game, really. Today this real young sounding kid is on the chat doing the typical white-child-playing-this-game-thing. In his really high-pitched voice "Aw man I died." And all this other stuff you'd expect, over and over. Finally this guy gets on the voice chat and says "Will you please turn down your mic?" The little kid responds "I don't have to do anything you say if you're not nice when you say it" (Becasue the guy was totally unkind when asking him to turn down his mic. I mean saying please is totally unkind, right) And you just hear in the background "____, (Insert white kid name here becasue the name was kind of inaudible) you have to do what they say. They don't know you're 4 years old." "Yes mother."

11/10 would listen to again.

What great things have you guys heard in voice chat?

[drooskie]

Some guy was playing Soldier, and using the Beggars Bazooka, and was loading it up, and said "I can take on the whole team ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drunk" and shoots the whole clip into the enemy spawn door on setup time. lol
that's all I remember at the moment. so late here right now.

[Shark Guy]

Originally posted by AJ78268:

Man I love it when people use voice chat. They have no idea how stupid they sound. Most entertaing part of any online game, really. Today this real young sounding kid is on the chat doing the typical white-child-playing-this-game-thing. In his really high-pitched voice "Aw man I died." And all this other stuff you'd expect, over and over. Finally this guy gets on the voice chat and says "Will you please turn down your mic?" The little kid responds "I don't have to do anything you say if you're not nice when you say it" (Becasue the guy was totally unkind when asking him to turn down his mic. I mean saying please is totally unkind, right) And you just hear in the background "____, (Insert white kid name here becasue the name was kind of inaudible) you have to do what they say. They don't know you're 4 years old." "Yes mother."

11/10 would listen to again.

What great things have you guys heard in voice chat?

XD

[Ayyds]

Originally posted by Lt. ѕιℓєηтηιηנα:

Some guy was playing Soldier, and using the Beggars Bazooka, and was loading it up, and said "I can take on the whole team ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drunk" and shoots the whole clip into the enemy spawn door on setup time. lol
that's all I remember at the moment. so late here right now.

Man that's great. Voice chat is the greatest addition to online gaming since customizable facial hair.

[Shark Guy]

I was on a crit server that had some rules for users to follow one of them being no racial slurs. Anyways there was a user by the name of N***aLee who was playing on the server and when an admin saw his name he kept warning him to change it, but Lee said no. Then finally the admin changed Lee's name to BeepLeeBoop, and he kept begging for his username to be changed back, and do to his actions he was banned from the server. It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny you could here him crying a bit, but it was funny.

[76561198135351283]

I was on a trade server, doing some random stuff while a few guys we're chatting with each other through voice chat. I didn't really mind much, until when one of them mentioned "Machina" for some reason and pronounced it as "Ma-khee-na". I always pronounced it as "Ma-shee-na", so I told them about it (through text chat).

The next 10 minutes or so was basically them pronouncing Machina through different kinds of pronounciation. It was probably the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

[Ayyds]

Originally posted by B.L.O.S SharkGuy2043:

I was on a crit server that had some rules for users to follow one of them being no racial slurs. Anyways there was a user by the name of N***aLee who was playing on the server and when an admin saw his name he kept warning him to change it, but Lee said no. Then finally the admin changed Lee's name to BeepLeeBoop, and he kept begging for his username to be changed back, and do to his actions he was banned from the server. It was ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ funny you could here him crying a bit, but it was funny.

Pfft man I love it when Admins are fun.

Originally posted by The 'Veteran' Engie:

I was on a trade server, doing some random stuff while a few guys we're chatting with each other through voice chat. I didn't really mind much, until when one of them mentioned "Machina" for some reason and pronounced it as "Ma-khee-na". I always pronounced it as "Ma-shee-na", so I told them about it (through text chat).

The next 10 minutes or so was basically them pronouncing Machina through different kinds of pronounciation. It was probably the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

lawl. I witnessed a similar conversation in Fistful of Frags, but the players were so drunk. It's great.

[KiRA (BLZ)]

Originally posted by Lt. ѕιℓєηтηιηנα:

Some guy was playing Soldier, and using the Beggars Bazooka, and was loading it up, and said "I can take on the whole team ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ drunk" and shoots the whole clip into the enemy spawn door on setup time. lol
that's all I remember at the moment. so late here right now.

lol

[Dead]

On a crit server with rtd one time. I just so happened to role noclip. In the process of me wrecking the other team some guy freaks out and thinks that I'm hacking. After explaining to the fellow all the add ons to the server, he then felt like an idiot.

[QuatermassAU]

Unfortunately, the only voice chat I have ever heard was inane and banal...at best.

["Old Hickory" James]

One of my friends sounds like Sylvester Stallone. Whenever we're on the same team, it's like playing with Rambo.

Even better, he mains Heavy so he has the whole guns blazing thing as well.

[Dead]

We had an entire server making weapon puns. It all started when I asked about the Second Opinion Misc, which afterwords someone said "I used to have it, but I had a Second Opinion about it".

Literally everything went downhill

Three straight hours of TF2 puns. You think you've lived through everything? The Great Depression, The Holocaust, The Civil War? No! You've never experienced true dread until you've been part of a THREE HOUR PUN SPREE. Literally, I was popping jokes like, "This Persian tired to Persuade me into buy a Bazzar Bargain." and "I got an Eviction Notice after an issue with my Family Business."

this went on...

FOR

THREE

STRAIGHT

HOURS

It finally stopped after everyone began to leave, then it toned down to the point where I was the only guy still telling jokes.

[Wolfenstin]

I usually mute anyone who uses voice chat, mostly because it's either someone telling someone else to shut up (both get muted), person is mic spamming, or the first words out of their mouth are "Why do we have X number of X class on our team? This team sucks!" While we're winning too.

I don't want to listen to bellyachers and idiots argueing so I just mute em all.

[Dagirkeran]

Originally posted by WoLfenstin:

I usually mute anyone who uses voice chat, mostly because it's either someone telling someone else to shut up (both get muted), person is mic spamming, or the first words out of their mouth are "Why do we have X number of X class on our team? This team sucks!" While we're winning too.

I don't want to listen to bellyachers and idiots argueing so I just mute em all.

[Ayyds]

Haha oh my gosh these are great

Originally posted by WoLfenstin:

I usually mute anyone who uses voice chat, mostly because it's either someone telling someone else to shut up (both get muted), person is mic spamming, or the first words out of their mouth are "Why do we have X number of X class on our team? This team sucks!" While we're winning too.

I don't want to listen to bellyachers and idiots argueing so I just mute em all.

No I feel ya, bro. I usually do the same unless it happens to be an interesting conversation, then I usually am glad I didnt.

[Wolfenstin]

Only time I DON'T mute anyone is if they're sparsed in their use of the voice chat, like alerting someone to a spy or asking for an uber to be popped on them. Or, god forbid, they thank me for removing a sapper as a pybro.