why so serious?

[SaulGoodman]

we have all been with some very serious players but which have been the worst? once i was playing capture the flag on turbine when i sprayed an image of a cat on the wall eating bacon and this guy came out of nowhere and started screaming at me saying DUDE GET BACK TO WORK YOU SUCK SO MUCH yay i left after that but whats your story

also if anyone can find the joker vid where he says "why so serious?" then please post it!!!

[ASUSHOTGEX]

regularly play heavy on hightower with pocket medic and do the objective to troll, people take it serious on both team, telling me and medic to stop (their shrieks are melodies to my ears).
http://youtu.be/ly1al4K3u2M

[SaulGoodman]

Originally posted by ASUSHOTGEX:

regularly play heavy on hightower with pocket medic and do the objective to troll, people take it serious on both team, telling me and medic to stop (their shrieks are melodies to my ears).
http://youtu.be/ly1al4K3u2M

thank you

[-LaggySnake-]

I sometimes am Very friendly and attack noone(but some kill me)
I also sometimes kill enemies, but i don't attack the friendlies

...
and i sometimes kill everyone on the other team...

[Snoozie]

I've recently been on a server where I was a Kritzbrieg medic on MVM_Mannhattan, and there was one person on there who was being really demanding. He told me to crit a Demo so he could place critted at the robot's spawn, which was fine, but then he told me to crit him when he was a cleaver scout who had a Force-A-Nature and a Sandman. I did what he wanted, and when we lost later on, he blamed it all on me and said "You are a dumbass medic! Why were you critting me and not the heavy?!", And I simply responded with "Because you told me to." When we lost another time when I was Healing every teammate and critting our Heavy and our Soldier for increased damage, he yelled at me again and said " This is all your fault, we could've won if you healed everyone!" and one of the other players backed me up and said "He was, and was doing what he needed to do. We lost because you aren't paying any attention." We lost again after completing 2 more rounds. Of course he had to Blame me, and Our heavy for not "defending" when we obviously were. So all of us were getting really tired of his crap, and decided to votekick him. Funny thing is, we won after he was kicked.

[-LaggySnake-]

Originally posted by Lani Steele:

I've recently been on a server where I was a Kritzbrieg medic on MVM_Mannhattan, and there was one person on there who was being really demanding. He told me to crit a Demo so he could place critted at the robot's spawn, which was fine, but then he told me to crit him when he was a cleaver scout who had a Force-A-Nature and a Sandman. I did what he wanted, and when we lost later on, he blamed it all on me and said "You are a dumbass medic! Why were you critting me and not the heavy?!", And I simply responded with "Because you told me to." When we lost another time when I was Healing every teammate and critting our Heavy and our Soldier for increased damage, he yelled at me again and said " This is all your fault, we could've won if you healed everyone!" and one of the other players backed me up and said "He was, and was doing what he needed to do. We lost because you aren't paying any attention." We lost again after completing 2 more rounds. Of course he had to Blame me, and Our heavy for not "defending" when we obviously were. So all of us were getting really tired of his crap, and decided to votekick him. Funny thing is, we won after he was kicked.

In mvm and competitive medic is always the only one to blame for some reason

[Rough]

Originally posted by ツLaggy Leftyツ:

Originally posted by Lani Steele:

I've recently been on a server where I was a Kritzbrieg medic on MVM_Mannhattan, and there was one person on there who was being really demanding. He told me to crit a Demo so he could place critted at the robot's spawn, which was fine, but then he told me to crit him when he was a cleaver scout who had a Force-A-Nature and a Sandman. I did what he wanted, and when we lost later on, he blamed it all on me and said "You are a dumbass medic! Why were you critting me and not the heavy?!", And I simply responded with "Because you told me to." When we lost another time when I was Healing every teammate and critting our Heavy and our Soldier for increased damage, he yelled at me again and said " This is all your fault, we could've won if you healed everyone!" and one of the other players backed me up and said "He was, and was doing what he needed to do. We lost because you aren't paying any attention." We lost again after completing 2 more rounds. Of course he had to Blame me, and Our heavy for not "defending" when we obviously were. So all of us were getting really tired of his crap, and decided to votekick him. Funny thing is, we won after he was kicked.

In mvm and competitive medic is always the only one to blame for some reason

Because accoring to everyone not playing for fum but for "glory", the medic is the team's b****, can be bossed around for everything, and is always the reason for faliue especially when the guy yelling at the medic let the enemy push through and didn't put any fight at all.

[Tolna]

Oh boy, I got some good ones!

1) There was a Solider on our team that demanded we have a stock Medic instead of the Kritzkrieg which and I quote him is a "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of a medigun" He kickes the medic and it somehow passes because he put the vote to "idle". The funny part? The whole time he was typing this he was in the Turbine spawns of the enemy team, shooting Kritzed rockets killing everyone with his help, our team had 3 level 3 Sentries in THIER intel room, and we were congaing the intel to ours. He then attempted to kick the engineers for not putting up sentries after the medic got booted. He then called our team teribad for not helping him spawncamp more then he already was, and left the server after we won.

2) Heavy that insisted he had a medic. Needed a medic 24/7 if he wasn't getting healed he was stopped still typing how crap our team was. If his medic died, he tried to kick them. I tried to heal him so he'd shut it, he blatantly ignored a spy, got me Ambassador'd and called me a coward for swapping teams (got autobalanced). He spent the entire game going on about how Blu needed to kick me for being a ♥♥♥♥ medic. I poped an uber on a demo on their team and obliterated him and Conga'd in the kill cam. (map was Dustbowl)

3) A spy on our team kept complaining that our spies were crap. He kept pressing and pressing that we should kick them. He even started linking some stupid guide by some regular on the forums here. And the Wiki. and did everything he could to let everyone know we all sucked for having 3 spies. I go "Well you're a spy, why don't you switch?" he branded me as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and said the others were copying him (he just joined) he proceeded to yell and scream at everyone for not doing thier jobs right. I got fed up, said I'd uber YOU if you'd shut up. Sure enough he goes heavy against a hoard of Sentries. I wait for him to give me the signal, Uber him, he goes in, kills 2 sentries and I watch as the pyro that was actually good airblasts him away. He tells me I'm ♥♥♥♥ for not killing the pyro.....as a medic....who currently has an uber on him....

4) Had a legitimately good solider. This guy was crazy good, rocketjumped everywhere, knew how to airshot, all that stuff. Even had a burning team Captain. Decided he was the team. And would NOT stop complaining about how hard he had to work to carry "us newbies". As good as he was, he wouldn't shut up about how bad we all were by comparison. Hilariously enough one demoman steps up (also very good) and says he's wearing a competitive badge (he had a gold highlander badge) soldier called him a newbie and a bad and kept on. He switches to scout who apparently was wearing a badge from the same year....that was silver! We call him out on that and he throws a fit that we "don't know what it's like to be forced to play with bads!" Meanwhile he's a Silver tier Highlander player on a Valve server playing PAYLOAD of all gametypes. He throws a tantrum and his game plummets. We won without him and he ragequits.

5) Had an engy that had a seething hate for F2p players. The item server at the time was down so EVERYONE was an F2p for this guy. Everything we did was not good enough. Ranted like crazy. Item server kicks on and I walk by in an unusual for funzies and he starts making fun of me for donating to the server and won't shut about about how much I suck for paying for server perks. Told him it's an actual unusual, and naturally he ignores it and continues to try to kick me for being bad and an F2P player. We lost and it was mostly due to him not watching his sentry. Because ya know, as a medic I can unsap you're P2P stuff. Right? Didn't think so. So he continues to whine and complain and joins the other team because they won. Friend of mine joins in and we proceed to Medic + Demo his rear end for a under 3 minute win on Turbine, shaudenfraud and he instantly leaves after calling me a scrub for hacking my pipe bombs to go through walls to win. (I ricochet them off the walls to hit the sentry under the vents.)


Boy, competitive players and these holider then thou' P2P people need to find the TF2Lobby servers already lol

[💕 𝓑𝓾𝓷 💕]

TF2 competitive is funny.

[cyzr]

Originally posted by Tolna:

Oh boy, I got some good ones!


3) A spy on our team kept complaining that our spies were crap. He kept pressing and pressing that we should kick them. He even started linking some stupid guide by some regular on the forums here. And the Wiki. and did everything he could to let everyone know we all sucked for having 3 spies. I go "Well you're a spy, why don't you switch?" he branded me as a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and said the others were copying him (he just joined) he proceeded to yell and scream at everyone for not doing thier jobs right. I got fed up, said I'd uber YOU if you'd shut up. Sure enough he goes heavy against a hoard of Sentries. I wait for him to give me the signal, Uber him, he goes in, kills 2 sentries and I watch as the pyro that was actually good airblasts him away. He tells me I'm ♥♥♥♥ for not killing the pyro.....as a medic....who currently has an uber on him....

May I ask what guide it was that the Spy linked?
Also, what map was it?

[-LaggySnake-]

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=347369278

Im not a tryhard