The Adventure Line™ May 11 @ 7:34am
All the mercs are lactose intolerant
This explains Mad Milk rather well.
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Craig (Banned) May 11 @ 7:35am 
>Mad Milk is milk
Spooky Flippy (Banned) May 11 @ 7:36am 
Mad Milk: Level x Non-Milk Substance
Mad Milk was called Mann Milk when it was on the workshop
Soreasan May 11 @ 7:37am 
But then, how come lactose intolerant people don't heal me when I chuck bottles of milk at them and poke them!?
Spooky Flippy (Banned) May 11 @ 7:38am 
Originally posted by Soreasan:
But then, how come lactose intolerant people don't heal me when I chuck bottles of milk at them and poke them!?
Because mad milk isn't milk
goldencompass (Banned) May 11 @ 7:40am 
>Is "Mad Milk" actually milk? y/n
>n
>What is "Mad Milk" actually composed of?
>_
Ebola-Clam (Banned) May 11 @ 7:42am 
Mad milk is radioactive cow juice.
Spooky Flippy (Banned) May 11 @ 7:46am 
Originally posted by goldencompass:
>Is "Mad Milk" actually milk? y/n
>n
>What is "Mad Milk" actually composed of?
>_
Original Name: Mann Milk
What does that suggest?
Who Goes Thar May 11 @ 7:48am 
Damn. This just got serious.
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GarnetSnatcher May 11 @ 7:51am 
Scout isn't
Says it on his robot hat.
You'd think this robot cap would slow Scout down, but he's actually just as fast! It's all that milk he drinks. You didn't expect this item to be a thinly veiled milk advertisement, did you? We're full of surprises today. Just wait until you try to go to sleep tonight! Ohhh boy!
Smiley Bones May 11 @ 7:52am 
Originally posted by TheClamFace:
Mad milk is radioactive cow juice.

In other words, "milk"
Sassy Giraffe May 11 @ 7:59am 
Would explain it well if you got mini-crits but no, you get healed by the milk. So how does having intolerance for milk heal your body? Consider the fact that milk is high in both calcium and phosphorus nutrients, providing the body's bones and teeth strength. This makes a tad more sense than lactose intolerance.

TL;DR: Milkz good foh tha bonez!
[J.A.M] EnderJMR May 11 @ 8:02am 
OMG
DarkCrystalMethod May 11 @ 9:13am 
Heavy is cow with gun. And is intolerant.
Mad Milk is actually Almond Milk.

What DID You expect from the title "Non-Milk Substance"? Nobody likes Almond Milk.
Smiley Bones May 11 @ 9:16am 
Originally posted by RKE Leeevog:
Mad Milk is actually Almond Milk.

What DID You expect from the title "Non-Milk Substance"? Nobody likes Almond Milk.

Almond Milk is a thing? Since when?
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