Ideas for weapons

[Mr.Mann]

CANNON HAT: Equip for Soldier and Demo. Shoots projectiles in a straight line,
Look ravishing while sending your enemies running for their mommies. Looks like a top hat, but in reality, is a weapon of mass,or small destruction.
Post your ideas(before my cannon hat and I blow you into smethereens(or smoldering goo depending if the cannon is full of hot soup))

[I]

Ummm, GG?

[DatJaneDoe]

Wo wo wo wo wo... Ideas for weapon threads turn to crap quickly, but ideas for cosmetics go quite well