If you could make one update in TF2.

[Conga Lyne]

What would it be like?

Mine: The robotastic update

+added new salvaged crate #82
contents: Any strange professional killstreak which is stock

+added vhs as an official gamemode

+Fixed the damn mvm servers

+added max hp upgrade in mvm
+20 max hp per point
7 points max
$100 per point

+added extreme difficulty to mvm
rewards professional killstreak kits
4 missons
%10 chance of australium rather than %1
%1 chance of festive australium

+added new robots
x10 steel gauntlet
light speed
shortcircuit engie
battle tank
*rare* robotic halloween boss

x10 steel gauntlet
Heavy
+%1000 melee dmg taken
+%400 range dmg resistance

Light speed:
Scout
+%300 move speed
BFB as weapon

ShortCircuit engie: (aka robins worst nightmare)
+%50 firing speed
+75 max hp

Battle tank:
Normal tank but with a deflector minigun ontop

Rare Robotic Halloween Boss:
%0.4 chance of appearing
-%50 hp of mimic boss
+%50 dmg of mimic boss
Apon killing all robots(including giants) are emped along with every player on the team receiving a random strange professional killstreak australium festive

Now, what would you have for an update if you could?

[Expromisión novatoria]

A small cosmetic update:

-Hatless Soldier
-Hatless Demoman
-Maskless Spy (the one from end of the line)
-Glassless Sniper
-Glassless Medic
-Stylish Spy
-Medic without coat
-Heavy without bandolier
-Googleless Engineer

and the third tf2 comic.

[Timma Boy 2]

weps. all dem weps

[sometimes always never]

The end of the line update

[Eecyajj]

An April fools update:

-add hats
-April 2nd -remove all hats
-May 2nd-add hats back

[Demonic Goddess]

The No lazies allowed update:
-Fix/delete all horrible weapons
-Delete all robo hats, as most of them are pretty horrbile (save for the almighty robo gibus)
-Add a sort of skill ranking mechanic that pits players who are equal to you in skill level based on your current kills to deaths, points achieved per life, or something like that.
-Give demo man more explosive weapons
-Make engineer more fun to play when playing defensively
-New gamemode:Payload Capture. Each team pushes a payload to a control point, and then the team must defend the payload on that point.
-Change the Short Circuit in order to make the zaps timed based, not just spammy spammy projectiles go blammy.
-Allow REDs to high five BLUs and vise versa
-Make the BFB not as mindless.

[Conga Lyne]

Postat inițial de Poseidon:

The No lazies allowed update:
-Add a sort of skill ranking mechanic that pits players who are equal to you in skill level based on your current kills to deaths, points achieved per life, or something like that.

Seems like a good idea but I found a flaw. Idle servers

[Eecyajj]

Postat inițial de Poseidon:

The No lazies allowed update:
-Fix/delete all horrible weapons
-Delete all robo hats, as most of them are pretty horrbile (save for the almighty robo gibus)
-Add a sort of skill ranking mechanic that pits players who are equal to you in skill level based on your current kills to deaths, points achieved per life, or something like that.
-Give demo man more explosive weapons
-Make engineer more fun to play when playing defensively
-New gamemode:Payload Capture. Each team pushes a payload to a control point, and then the team must defend the payload on that point.
-Change the Short Circuit in order to make the zaps timed based, not just spammy spammy projectiles go blammy.
-Allow REDs to high five BLUs and vise versa
-Make the BFB not as mindless.

REDS and BLUS already high five.

[Conga Lyne]

Postat inițial de PyroManiac:

Postat inițial de Poseidon:

The No lazies allowed update:

-Allow REDs to high five BLUs and vise versa.

REDS and BLUS already high five.

It only works with some classes

[Eecyajj]

Postat inițial de DemoPan:

Postat inițial de PyroManiac:

REDS and BLUS already high five.

It only works with some classes

it works for all.

[Tomix]

I would add crafting recipes for the modest pile of hat and the towering pillar of hats that required recipes of any 2 or 5 hats.

[Don Quijote]

I'll make F2Ps have no items at all (including Gibus, Mercenary e.t.c)

[Bad Player]

The Inflation update:
-Give every. single. player. with. TF2. An inventory full of Refined. Why? TO UP THE KEYS VALUE, WHY WOULD BE CALLED THE "INFLATION UPDATE" THEN?!

[semen retention techniques]

-maxs hat clipping glitch fixed

instantly sets the community on fire.

[Conga Lyne]

Postat inițial de Logoncal21:

The Inflation update:
-Give every. single. player. with. TF2. An inventory full of Refined. Why? TO UP THE KEYS VALUE, WHY WOULD BE CALLED THE "INFLATION UPDATE" THEN?!

Basicly every minute of every tf2 day

[grounded in reality]

+official prices based on amount of items in circulation.