[EMU] Mr. Conga (Banned) Mar 28 @ 8:04pm
If you could make one update in TF2.
What would it be like?

Mine: The robotastic update

+added new salvaged crate #82
contents: Any strange professional killstreak which is stock

+added vhs as an official gamemode

+Fixed the damn mvm servers

+added max hp upgrade in mvm
+20 max hp per point
7 points max
$100 per point

+added extreme difficulty to mvm
rewards professional killstreak kits
4 missons
%10 chance of australium rather than %1
%1 chance of festive australium

+added new robots
x10 steel gauntlet
light speed
shortcircuit engie
battle tank
*rare* robotic halloween boss

x10 steel gauntlet
Heavy
+%1000 melee dmg taken
+%400 range dmg resistance

Light speed:
Scout
+%300 move speed
BFB as weapon

ShortCircuit engie: (aka robins worst nightmare)
+%50 firing speed
+75 max hp

Battle tank:
Normal tank but with a deflector minigun ontop

Rare Robotic Halloween Boss:
%0.4 chance of appearing
-%50 hp of mimic boss
+%50 dmg of mimic boss
Apon killing all robots(including giants) are emped along with every player on the team receiving a random strange professional killstreak australium festive

Now, what would you have for an update if you could?
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Walki Mar 28 @ 8:06pm 
A small cosmetic update:

-Hatless Soldier
-Hatless Demoman
-Maskless Spy (the one from end of the line)
-Glassless Sniper
-Glassless Medic
-Stylish Spy
-Medic without coat
-Heavy without bandolier
-Googleless Engineer

and the third tf2 comic.
Last edited by Walki; Mar 29 @ 9:15am
CausticFlames [AMD] Mar 28 @ 8:12pm 
weps. all dem weps
Stuppledup Mar 28 @ 8:13pm 
The end of the line update
[b.l.o.s] PyroManiac Mar 28 @ 8:14pm 
An April fools update:

-add hats
-April 2nd -remove all hats
-May 2nd-add hats back
Ashton Mar 28 @ 8:24pm 
The No lazies allowed update:
-Fix/delete all horrible weapons
-Delete all robo hats, as most of them are pretty horrbile (save for the almighty robo gibus)
-Add a sort of skill ranking mechanic that pits players who are equal to you in skill level based on your current kills to deaths, points achieved per life, or something like that.
-Give demo man more explosive weapons
-Make engineer more fun to play when playing defensively
-New gamemode:Payload Capture. Each team pushes a payload to a control point, and then the team must defend the payload on that point.
-Change the Short Circuit in order to make the zaps timed based, not just spammy spammy projectiles go blammy.
-Allow REDs to high five BLUs and vise versa
-Make the BFB not as mindless.
[EMU] Mr. Conga (Banned) Mar 28 @ 8:26pm 
Originally posted by Poseidon:
The No lazies allowed update:
-Add a sort of skill ranking mechanic that pits players who are equal to you in skill level based on your current kills to deaths, points achieved per life, or something like that.
Seems like a good idea but I found a flaw. Idle servers
[b.l.o.s] PyroManiac Mar 28 @ 8:27pm 
Originally posted by Poseidon:
The No lazies allowed update:
-Fix/delete all horrible weapons
-Delete all robo hats, as most of them are pretty horrbile (save for the almighty robo gibus)
-Add a sort of skill ranking mechanic that pits players who are equal to you in skill level based on your current kills to deaths, points achieved per life, or something like that.
-Give demo man more explosive weapons
-Make engineer more fun to play when playing defensively
-New gamemode:Payload Capture. Each team pushes a payload to a control point, and then the team must defend the payload on that point.
-Change the Short Circuit in order to make the zaps timed based, not just spammy spammy projectiles go blammy.
-Allow REDs to high five BLUs and vise versa
-Make the BFB not as mindless.
REDS and BLUS already high five.
[EMU] Mr. Conga (Banned) Mar 28 @ 8:28pm 
Originally posted by PyroManiac:
Originally posted by Poseidon:
The No lazies allowed update:

-Allow REDs to high five BLUs and vise versa.
REDS and BLUS already high five.
It only works with some classes
[b.l.o.s] PyroManiac Mar 28 @ 8:29pm 
Originally posted by DemoPan:
Originally posted by PyroManiac:
REDS and BLUS already high five.
It only works with some classes
it works for all.
Tomix (Banned) Mar 28 @ 8:30pm 
I would add crafting recipes for the modest pile of hat and the towering pillar of hats that required recipes of any 2 or 5 hats.
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Feeder Mar 28 @ 8:40pm 
I'll make F2Ps have no items at all (including Gibus, Mercenary e.t.c)
Logoncal Mar 28 @ 8:44pm 
The Inflation update:
-Give every. single. player. with. TF2. An inventory full of Refined. Why? TO UP THE KEYS VALUE, WHY WOULD BE CALLED THE "INFLATION UPDATE" THEN?!
roasted and toasted Mar 28 @ 8:44pm 
-maxs hat clipping glitch fixed

instantly sets the community on fire.
[EMU] Mr. Conga (Banned) Mar 28 @ 9:45pm 
Originally posted by Logoncal21:
The Inflation update:
-Give every. single. player. with. TF2. An inventory full of Refined. Why? TO UP THE KEYS VALUE, WHY WOULD BE CALLED THE "INFLATION UPDATE" THEN?!
Basicly every minute of every tf2 day
git_gud_laombox (Banned) Mar 28 @ 9:46pm 
+official prices based on amount of items in circulation.
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