Smiley Crack™ Mar 13 @ 2:39am
Biggest noob you've seen on TF2
What's is the biggest noob or terrible player on TF2. Explain what the person did.
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[EMU] Mr. Conga (Banned) Mar 13 @ 2:41am 
I was once playing botbash with a 0 tour heavy... All he did was shoot the rock the dispenser is right next to at the start, I'm stunned how bad some people are.
Cmf97351 Mar 13 @ 2:55am 
Disguised as a sniper while standing on enemy battlements on 2fort, the very guy I was cloaked as walks right by me, scopes in and starts sniping like usual. Obviously I backstab him. After he respawns, he does a melee spy check and somehow thinks that I'm part of the wall..... So he starts hitting this particular wall with his Jarate then melee. Backstab again.
Also I have backstabbed a heavy 34 times in a row, without exaggeration. On 2fort once again, this heavy jumps off his battlement 34 times in a row, without ever turning around to see me once. I don't even know what could go through this guys mind after dieing, respawning, dieing, respawning etc, constantly for almost half an hour.
Anyway just some of my funny experiences as spy
lolschrauber Mar 13 @ 3:00am 
I've seen a lot, but recently in particular:

Sniper putting out Bushwacka, running at me, I take one step to the side, he slashes the wall and I finish him off with the Eyelander.

Circling a full HP Heavy with Eyelander, killing him without getting hurt.

Another fun kill:
I just hear "Incoming!", turn around and see 2 Soldiers who rocketjumped almost into my face, I just shot 1 grenade and killed them both in the air, pure reflex/luck kill
Last edited by lolschrauber; Mar 13 @ 3:09am
A Sneaky NPC Mar 13 @ 3:01am 
Originally posted by DemoPan:
I was once playing botbash with a 0 tour heavy... All he did was shoot the rock the dispenser is right next to at the start, I'm stunned how bad some people are.
It does make me wonder if such people are under 10 years old physically or mentally.

Originally posted by Cmf97351:
Also I have backstabbed a heavy 34 times in a row, without exaggeration. On 2fort once again, this heavy jumps off his battlement 34 times in a row, without ever turning around to see me once. I don't even know what could go through this guys mind after dieing, respawning, dieing, respawning etc, constantly for almost half an hour.
Anyway just some of my funny experiences as spy
Einstein's quote comes to mind with this.

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Anyway, as for me, a medic who kept charging into the front lines with an uber-saw. If he hadn't died so many times, I would have been impressed.
Del Bel Mar 13 @ 3:10am 
Well I was playing on ctf_turbine. I was a battle engie. There was this pyro after me from far away so then I went to the white air vent and attempted to taunt kill him. I missed and then he came up to me and he did nothing. It's like he was trying to get pass me without attacking me or something, so then I tried to taunt kill him again, he did nothing about it, and then he got taunt killed. I did this several times to him.
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Dragriff (Banned) Mar 13 @ 3:12am 
Myself, when I realize how bad I am at this game.

But otherwise... Can't think of anything in particular other than those scouts who try to shoot you by standing completely still.
Stairsmas Day Mar 13 @ 3:21am 
Myself
I started playing TF2.
*Zoetje* Snow Vlinder Mar 13 @ 3:27am 
This happened yesterday on Yukon:

We were trying to cap the last point which had a couple of sentries defending it. I was building up and uber and looking for a damage class to take out the sentries. There were scouts, engis,spies, 1 pyro and 1 solider on my team. I found the soilder, with his rocket launcher out, in the small corridor to the left of the final cap so I uber him. He then decides to whip out his shot gun and proceed to shoot the sentry, on the other side of the map. I tell him to move forward and he justs sits there and wastes the uber.
I figure maybe he didn't hear me...So I try to find the pyro, who is no-where to be seen for ages. I type to the solider that I'm about to uber him again and he should go in with rockets and take out the sentries. (Thinking he can't miss this). I uber and he does the exact same thing.

Anyway, I spent the rest of the map, ubering the other class that was trying to push forward to cap.....the scouts.

Even if you don't understand english, it's universal that if you're ubered, you make use of it.
Last edited by *Zoetje* Snow Vlinder; Mar 13 @ 3:28am
brick Mar 13 @ 4:21am 
if you still use the word noob after 2007 you probably have a social disorder
Rum_Loving_Pyro Mar 13 @ 4:34am 
Me. I havent seen bigger noob yet. I wish i would, but i have not...
Grabbing Pills Mar 13 @ 5:12am 
NO U
General PotatoLord Mar 13 @ 5:13am 
People who build sentries in our spawn where it's impossible for them to hit the enemy.
SPY_THE_CRλB (BG) Mar 13 @ 6:09am 
Some f2p wanted to trade me for his ghostly gibus for my strange sniper rifle
Šçråmbłęd Łįøń™ Mar 13 @ 6:41am 
someone tried killing me with a rocket jumper ._.
Flippy (Banned) Mar 13 @ 7:06am 
*Soldier sees me*
*Soldier keeps walking directly forward and shooting*
*Soldier keeps walking and shooting*
*Steps aside*
*Soldier still is walking forward and shooting*
*Soldier eventually hits wall, letting the self-damage kill him*
I saw that and I was like "Dafuq just happened?"
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