Skrub-lord Gentlehamm (Banned) Feb 2 @ 12:37pm
if tf2 weapons were IRL
how do you think a weapon works IRL
like the uber saw might take enemy health and then makes it into uber juice or something
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Faceless Male ⑨ (Banned) Feb 2 @ 12:38pm 
I actually wonder how "Uber juice" would taste....
Gnabot Feb 2 @ 12:39pm 
Originally posted by Swampert *Broken arm*:
I actually wonder how "Uber juice" would taste....
UBER JUICE WITH NOW 20% JUICE!

Fists would probably work by forming your hand into a rock like shape then hitting things with them.
Skrub-lord Gentlehamm (Banned) Feb 2 @ 12:39pm 
Originally posted by Swampert *Broken arm*:
I actually wonder how "Uber juice" would taste....
like heavies a.rse
Skrub-lord Gentlehamm (Banned) Feb 2 @ 12:40pm 
Originally posted by Sugarless Gummy Bear:
Originally posted by Swampert *Broken arm*:
I actually wonder how "Uber juice" would taste....

Fists would probably work by forming your hand into a rock like shape then hitting things with them.
where did you get that idea from i mean that is plain stupidity
Gnabot Feb 2 @ 12:41pm 
Originally posted by Slender Hamm:
Originally posted by Sugarless Gummy Bear:

Fists would probably work by forming your hand into a rock like shape then hitting things with them.
where did you get that idea from i mean that is plain stupidity
Don't hate it just because it's not mainstream!
Skrub-lord Gentlehamm (Banned) Feb 2 @ 12:42pm 
Originally posted by Sugarless Gummy Bear:
Originally posted by Slender Hamm:
where did you get that idea from i mean that is plain stupidity
Don't hate it just because it's not mainstream!
b-but i hate sainmtream
Team Starcom Leader Feb 2 @ 12:49pm 
The Soda Popper pumps the juice into your bowels and then makes you fart so you can jump loads.
Misterwheatley Feb 2 @ 1:01pm 
To qoute heavy: I. Like. To. Shoot. This. Gun. Is all you need to know
this describe gun IRL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHgZh4GV9G0
Shun 'Kanamee Feb 2 @ 1:04pm 
The Bonk! Atomic Punch mutates the skin cells and modifies them to be as resistant as a Tyranosaurus Rex's hide. It also makes the drinker expirience a near death expirience explaining why you view yourself in first person view. It also increases the blood flow of your heart, it has an addiction factor that comes to you seconds after Bonk!'s effect
Skrub-lord Gentlehamm (Banned) Feb 2 @ 11:54pm 
Originally posted by WW1 fanatic XD:
The Bonk! Atomic Punch mutates the skin cells and modifies them to be as resistant as a Tyranosaurus Rex's hide. It also makes the drinker expirience a near death expirience explaining why you view yourself in first person view. It also increases the blood flow of your heart, it has an addiction factor that comes to you seconds after Bonk!'s effect


Originally posted by ThatSlenderBlokeWithTheHat:
The Soda Popper pumps the juice into your bowels and then makes you fart so you can jump loads.
how do you guys come up with this stuff
Mr.Tabarnak {Sassy} Feb 3 @ 12:05am 
Well lets have fun with bodily fluids!

With Jarate, penetrating people with bullets would allow the urine to seep inside the bullet wounds, so it'll always be a mini-crit from the amount of diseases that could be in the Sniper's pee.

The Mad Milk works differently. It's not really milk, but biologically enhanced spermcells. when you hit someone while covered in all that wiener juice, the sperm cells begin to quickly release pheromones. If friendly to the original host, you'll feel a hallucinating feeling and numbness that can make you feel as if you've restored limbs, flesh, ect. For the enemies? Nothing at all happens! after the target is dead, you regain your senses and you notice you really have your limbs back! Gee wiz, spunky dreams DO come true!

TF2 Biological warfare, HO!
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1bean234 Feb 3 @ 12:06am 
Respawning works by a nano-system. Whenever somone dies, their body becomes infested with nano-bots that will decay the body, and return the pieces to a 'respawn box'. The box them starts to reasemble the life-form back to a pre-determined state, and teleport it to spawn.
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Skrub-lord Gentlehamm (Banned) Feb 3 @ 8:30am 
Originally posted by Spøøky Donatello:
Well lets have fun with bodily fluids!

With Jarate, penetrating people with bullets would allow the urine to seep inside the bullet wounds, so it'll always be a mini-crit from the amount of diseases that could be in the Sniper's pee.

The Mad Milk works differently. It's not really milk, but biologically enhanced spermcells. when you hit someone while covered in all that wiener juice, the sperm cells begin to quickly release pheromones. If friendly to the original host, you'll feel a hallicinating feeling and numbness that can make you feel as if you've restored limbs, flesh, ect. For the enemies? Nothing at all happens! after the target is dead, you regain your senses and you notice you really have your limbs back! Gee wiz, spunky dreams DO come true!

TF2 Biological warfare, HO! :squirtyay:
i love this soo much!
Tokyo Driftwood Feb 3 @ 9:10am 
Originally posted by Spøøky Donatello:
Well lets have fun with bodily fluids!

With Jarate, penetrating people with bullets would allow the urine to seep inside the bullet wounds, so it'll always be a mini-crit from the amount of diseases that could be in the Sniper's pee.

The Mad Milk works differently. It's not really milk, but biologically enhanced spermcells. when you hit someone while covered in all that wiener juice, the sperm cells begin to quickly release pheromones. If friendly to the original host, you'll feel a hallucinating feeling and numbness that can make you feel as if you've restored limbs, flesh, ect. For the enemies? Nothing at all happens! after the target is dead, you regain your senses and you notice you really have your limbs back! Gee wiz, spunky dreams DO come true!

TF2 Biological warfare, HO! :squirtyay:
Ever heard of 'pouring salt on an open wound'? Urine has salt in it. That's why jatate makes you hurt more.
You want to know how weapons work? well then...









MAGIC!
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