lolschrauber Jun 20 @ 3:40am
NEW NERF SUGGESTION EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY WITH!
So since I've seen people argumenting sticky nerf being right because demoman being a defense class, I thought "WOW, THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE!" Thanks for opening my eyes, guys!

So, we should change the game around a bit:

Offense classes
  • Scout
  • Soldier
  • Pyro
These are listed under offense, so, logically, they should be the ONLY classes being able to
  • Capture points
  • Capture intel
  • Push payloads

Defense classes
  • Demoman
  • Heavy
  • Engineer
These are listed under defense, so, logically, they should be the ONLY classes being able to
  • Defend points (block captures)
  • Reset intel
  • Block payloads

Support/cheerleading classes
  • Medic
  • Sniper
  • Spy
These are listed under support, so, logically, they should be able to support the other classes. They'll be like cheerleaders, standing all around the map cheering you on to push you to your limits!

This will mean, we will have 5000 slot servers for the beta. This will later be upgraded to 20,000 slot servers!! Of course all fans can use their microphones, and like the normal players, now have 10 cosmetic slots, yes T-E-N!!! (Your computer will absolutely love hundred thousands of cosmetic items!!)
We are also planning female characters and sexy outfits (sold seperatly, or having 0,5% uncrate chance, dunno yet) for those cheerleader classes!!

GET YOUR GAME ON WITH SEXY MEDIC, SEXY SNIPER AND SEXY SPY!


So Valve, since you like making updates based on the great suggestions (and I know this IS great) people give:
  • Remove the ability to defend/block anything for offense classes
  • Remove the ability to capture anything for defense classes
  • Anyone attempting to play defensively with an offense class, or playing offensively with a defense class, should immediately receive a permanent VAC ban and have a penis tatooed on their face.


That way, we can FINALLY play this game like it was meant to be played!!
Thanks.

Last edited by lolschrauber; Jul 1 @ 12:13am
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Dear God...
Last edited by Eggman the PeanutButterGamer; Jun 20 @ 3:43am
party pooper Jun 20 @ 3:43am 
no
Padre Gregory Jun 20 @ 3:46am 
no
party pooper Jun 20 @ 3:47am 
Originally posted by Padre Gregory:
no
Ace42 Jun 20 @ 3:49am 
Originally posted by lolschrauber RIPD:
These are listed under offense, so, logically, they should be the ONLY classes being able to

Being *suited* for is not the same as being *able* to. Having classes based around key roles isn't a bad thing.
And yes, Pyro should be an offence class - not a weenie.
Boroda Jun 20 @ 3:50am 
Careful! I'm afraid they might actually do it since Valve obviously vent crazy.
This will make support classes too versatile. We should remove all of the supports' weapons and non-cosmetic items to compensate.
lolschrauber Jun 20 @ 3:51am 
Originally posted by Boroda:
Careful! I'm afraid they might actually do it since Valve obviously vent crazy.

I hope!!
lolschrauber Jun 20 @ 3:51am 
Originally posted by Dark Thespian*:
This will make support classes too versatile. We should remove all of the supports' weapons and non-cosmetic items to compensate.

Oh come to think of it, they could be like fans, you know, standing there watching and cheering for their team, great idea actually.
Last edited by lolschrauber; Jun 20 @ 3:52am
Boroda Jun 20 @ 3:52am 
And I see some people can't see the sarcasm. That's hilarious XD
Steel Zombie Jun 20 @ 3:55am 
Originally posted by Eggman the PeanutButterGamer:
Dear God...

Theres more...
Default Jun 20 @ 4:01am 
Originally posted by Steel Zombie:
Originally posted by Eggman the PeanutButterGamer:
Dear God...

:spycon: Theres more...
No!
lolschrauber Jun 20 @ 4:01am 
Changed topic name to be more accurate and attract more people who will surely love this idea!
Last edited by lolschrauber; Jun 20 @ 4:01am
_UC Jun 20 @ 4:09am 
Passive aggressive crying is so attractive. Cry more, I like it.
BluLizardHero Jun 20 @ 4:11am 
Oh my gaming god..... This should be a gamemode or setting called: a fans logic mode.
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